Didn't see the punchline coming
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- Advanced Levergunner
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Didn't see the punchline coming
The Engineer
An engineer dies and is sent to hell. He's hot and miserable, so he decides to take action.
The air conditioning has been broken for a long time, so he fixes it. Things cool down quickly.
A moving walkway motor is jammed, so he un-jams it. People can get from place to place more easily.
The TV is grainy and unclear, so he fixes the connection to the satellite dish and everyone get hundreds of high def channels.
One day, God decides to look down on Hell to see how his grand design is working out and notices that everyone is happy and enjoying umbrella drinks. He asks the Devil what's up?
The Devil says, "Things are great down here since you sent us an engineer."
"What?" says God. "An engineer? I didn't send you one of those. That must have been a mistake. Send him back immediately."
The Devil responds, "No way. We want to keep our engineer. We like him."
God demands, "If you don't send him back to me immediately, I'll sue!"
The Devil laughs.
"And where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
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Re: Didn't see the punchline coming
If more men loved and cherished their wives as much as I love bacon the world would be a much better place.
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Re: Didn't see the punchline coming
I know a few good ones, but the jokes are still funny...
Doctors for Sensible Gun Laws
"first do no harm" - gun control LAWS lead to far more deaths than 'easy access' ever could.
Want REAL change? . . . . . "Boortz/Nugent in 2012 . . . ! "
"first do no harm" - gun control LAWS lead to far more deaths than 'easy access' ever could.
Want REAL change? . . . . . "Boortz/Nugent in 2012 . . . ! "
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- Advanced Levergunner
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Re: Didn't see the punchline coming
M. M. Wright, Sheriff, Green county Arkansas (1860)
Currently living my eternal life.
NRA Life
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Currently living my eternal life.
NRA Life
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Re: Didn't see the punchline coming
Know why laboratories are starting to use lawyers for testing?
Because there are some things a rat won't do!
Because there are some things a rat won't do!
BROWN LABS MATTER !!
Re: Didn't see the punchline coming
Look it up. If there is only one Lawyer in town, or even the county, they never make much money. Lawyers must have someone to sue to get rich.
D. Brian Casady
Quid Llatine Dictum Sit, Altum Viditur.
Advanced is being able to do the basics while your leg is on fire---Bill Jeans
Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up---Robert Frost
Quid Llatine Dictum Sit, Altum Viditur.
Advanced is being able to do the basics while your leg is on fire---Bill Jeans
Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up---Robert Frost