Police arrested two kids yesterday ....
one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.
They charged one - and let the other off.
Poop jokes aren’t my favorite kind of jokes.
But they are a solid number two.
I like to tell jokes about vegans every now and then.
But not about tofu.
That’s just tasteless.
I dreamed I saw a color I never saw before.
It was just a pigment of my imagination.
QUESTION: What’s the most sarcastic body of water on earth?
ANSWER: The Crimea River.
My grandad asked me how to print on his computer…
I told him it’s Ctrl-P.
He says he hasn’t been able to do that for ages.
Today my son asked, “Can you lend me a book mark?”
I immediately burst into tears.
12 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Jeff.
Lighten Up Francis
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Re: Lighten Up Francis
Thanks Jim, I love starting my day with a laugh.....
If more men loved and cherished their wives as much as I love bacon the world would be a much better place.
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Re: Lighten Up Francis
M. M. Wright, Sheriff, Green county Arkansas (1860)
Currently living my eternal life.
NRA Life
SASS
ITSASS
Currently living my eternal life.
NRA Life
SASS
ITSASS
Re: Lighten Up Francis
Thanks Jim, good way to start a day...
Mike
Vocatus atque non vocatus, Deus aderit...
I've learned how to stand on my own two knees...
Vocatus atque non vocatus, Deus aderit...
I've learned how to stand on my own two knees...
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Re: Lighten Up Francis
You call me Francis, i'll kill ya!
You touch my stuff i' ll kill ya!
Thought you were referring to Stripes.....
PS Ya know what the tooth fairy's favorite animal, a molar bear!
You touch my stuff i' ll kill ya!
Thought you were referring to Stripes.....
PS Ya know what the tooth fairy's favorite animal, a molar bear!
30/30 Winchester: Not accurate enough fer varmints, barely adequate for small deer; BUT In a 10" to 14" barrelled pistol; is good for moose/elk to 200 yards; ground squirrels to 300 metres
250 Savage... its what the 223 wishes it could be...!
250 Savage... its what the 223 wishes it could be...!
Re: Lighten Up Francis
A tree grows in Brooklyn, and every dog for 5 miles knows it.
D. Brian Casady
Quid Llatine Dictum Sit, Altum Viditur.
Advanced is being able to do the basics while your leg is on fire---Bill Jeans
Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up---Robert Frost
Quid Llatine Dictum Sit, Altum Viditur.
Advanced is being able to do the basics while your leg is on fire---Bill Jeans
Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up---Robert Frost