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"Beer Math"

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For my buddy John (gamekeeper) across the pond, and all those who like BEER!

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Me and Walt.... Rainier 8)
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I don't like beer, but that is probably the most accurate math I have ever seen.
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Just means the glass is too small.
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Darryl, I can't argue with the math, it seems spot on :lol: sadly nowadays a couple of beers is more than I can "safely" handle :oops: . I still appreciate a really good pint however and my current favourite is a beer called Shipyard American IPA. It's nice bottled but really really nice on draft. At Christmas my step daughter's boy friend was drinking Larger, I gave him a sip of my pint and he became an instant convert.
A lot of British pubs have gone down hill in the last 30 years, you have to wait so long at the bar while the snowflakes are being served Cappuccinos, Lattes and other girlie drinks. :roll:
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gamekeeper wrote:
Mon Jan 13, 2020 6:00 am
...you have to wait so long at the bar while the snowflakes are being served Cappuccinos, Lattes and other girlie drinks. :roll:
Dang, they've invaded your homeland too?!

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Sadly, I've had to revert to my Indian name. Given to me by my Cherokee friend while attending Navy school in Millington, TN I am officially "Two Beers".
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I always like this one for beer math.
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When I was working one of the Women Bosses got a DUI and She fought it tooth and nail to the bitter end always proclaiming " I only had Two." eighty percent of the guys on the job are big time drinkers and with Great comedy one morning one looked at the other an exclaimed "when's the last time You had Two" . :lol: In the end the only one to make out was Her attorney ...I think according to the chart she had "a couple". :shock:
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I think I’ll go have a beer or two :D
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I am done for the rest of the day. Perhaps a shot is in order. 8)
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BE CAREFUL OUT THERE ......
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:lol:
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Piller Wrote" I am done for the rest of the day. Perhaps a shot is in order " I have had several but now one for You.!!
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:D
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excuse my changing the thread a bit ...

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gamekeeper wrote:
Mon Jan 13, 2020 5:47 pm
BE CAREFUL OUT THERE ......
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Now that’s some funny Shiite. I went and had a Martin city chocolate habanero stout with a big doughy pretzel with beer cheese.
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gamekeeper wrote:
Mon Jan 13, 2020 5:47 pm
BE CAREFUL OUT THERE ......
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Aw come on John, at least Nath keeps his clothes on whenever he posts his pictures!!!! :shock:

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Sorry about that :oops: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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THIS DEFINITELY AIN'T YOURS TRULY.
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gamekeeper wrote:
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THIS DEFINITELY AIN'T YOURS TRULY.
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So this brings back memories of many years when me and a friend used to camp along the Kansas River and it was standard to bring lots of firepower and whiskey. One time a couple guys wondered into camp and left quickly. They reported into one of the farming rights owners that we were camping and had big (guns and whiskey) and something should be done about it. So they called the land owner in which we gained access to our camp through and had permission. He told them if I were you I’d just stay clear for a couple days. :lol:
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Lots of big catfish in the Kansas River. Did you fish while having fun?
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:lol: :lol: 8) :lol:
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piller wrote:
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Lots of big catfish in the Kansas River. Did you fish while having fun?
Oh yea, have caught a few whisker fish from it. I’m only about a mile and a half away.
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I only fished the Kansas River a couple of times. It was a bit of a hike from Pancake City. The Cimarron River was close to us. It was the scene of a High School party almost every weekend.
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beer math... :)
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We was all having fun till the cops showed up.
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I think a case in High School consisted of drinking 6 beers. At the time, Kansas was one of the few States which still limited beer to 3.2%. That is probably the biggest reasons we didn't have too many kids get in worse trouble than we did.
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Thats about right. I don't drink anymore but when I did, beer was my favorite.

It made me think about my buddy who uses "monkey math" ,his words, to rationalize his gun addiction. Once he told me he only really had $35 into an old P35 when I just watched him fork over $500 cash for it. But, he said with three different trade deals that he only had to add $35.
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Another take on beer math.
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GK I just bought my brother that birthday card an hour ago. Going pig hunting with him and my boy :D
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Old No7 wrote:
Mon Jan 13, 2020 8:27 am
gamekeeper wrote:
Mon Jan 13, 2020 6:00 am
...you have to wait so long at the bar while the snowflakes are being served Cappuccinos, Lattes and other girlie drinks. :roll:
Dang, they've invaded your homeland too?!

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I like the Irish stuff. When I go for Girlie Drinks, it is Drambuie straight up. Well, I have a weakness for Hot darn 100 proof, but being type II diabetic and now insulin dependent---it is too sweet for me.
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This website changed the name of the drink. Darn is not the correct name.
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