First Time on Horseback

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Pete44ru
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First Time on Horseback

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(shamelessly stolen from elsewhere)

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Alexandria Ocasio Cortez (AOC) decided to try horseback riding - even though she had no riding lessons, nor prior experience.

She mounted the horse unassisted, and the horse then immediately sprung into action.

The horse galloped along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but AOC began to slide from the saddle.

In terror, she grabbed for the horse’s mane, but couldn't seem to get a firm grip.

She tried throwing her arms around the horse’s neck, but she slid down the horse’s side anyway.

The horse kept galloping along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, AOC attempted to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety.

Unfortunately, her foot entangled in the stirrup - and AOC is now at the mercy of the horse’s pounding hooves
as her head is struck against the ground, over and over.

Her head battered so much against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when,
to her great fortune, Frank ( the Walmart greeter) saw her dilemma and unplugged the horse.


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Last edited by Pete44ru on Sun Sep 15, 2019 10:47 am, edited 3 times in total.
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:D
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Love it :lol: :lol: :lol:
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The greeter should have plugged it into 220v!
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