I won't make the obvious joke about this....

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I won't make the obvious joke about this....

#1 Post by AJMD429 » Thu Aug 08, 2019 12:40 pm

....but at least the woman 'got revenge' - she ate the octopus for dinner.... 8)

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#2 Post by GunnyMack » Thu Aug 08, 2019 1:09 pm

A particular line from Forrest Gump comes to mind...
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#3 Post by claybob86 » Thu Aug 08, 2019 1:39 pm

Something involving "is" and "does"?
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#4 Post by COSteve » Thu Aug 08, 2019 2:15 pm

"Stupid is as stupid does."
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#5 Post by MingoKid » Thu Aug 08, 2019 2:39 pm

I wonder if she tasted good to the octopus? HaHa
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#6 Post by Pete44ru » Thu Aug 08, 2019 5:14 pm

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Maybe she thought the venom the bloated her face would improve her looks...…… ;)

That reminds me of the good ole' boys ( Here, hold my beer and watch THIS) . :mrgreen:

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#7 Post by 2ndovc » Thu Aug 08, 2019 7:09 pm

There is a great scene in the movie "Spaceballs" that comes to mind. "I'm surrounded by a------s"!


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#8 Post by Rusty » Thu Aug 08, 2019 10:47 pm

About 20 years ago a guy was brought to the ER in the hospital where my wife was working at the time. He had caught a rattlesnake and was playing with it. He was going to get someone to take a picture of him kissing the snake. The snake lunged and bit him on the chin... and you guessed it, alcohol was involved.
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#9 Post by claybob86 » Fri Aug 09, 2019 9:21 am

Rusty wrote:
Thu Aug 08, 2019 10:47 pm
About 20 years ago a guy was brought to the ER in the hospital where my wife was working at the time. He had caught a rattlesnake and was playing with it. He was going to get someone to take a picture of him kissing the snake. The snake lunged and bit him on the chin... and you guessed it, alcohol was involved.
Might have been octopus girl's dad... :?
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#10 Post by marlinman93 » Fri Aug 09, 2019 10:38 am

Didn't the octopus suffer enough, just from biting her? They should have let it go after the octopus suffered such an ordeal!
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