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Golf Ball Markers

#1 Post by COSteve » Wed Jul 10, 2019 7:29 am

A golfer walks into the new Government National Golf Course pro shop and asks the golf pro if they sell ball markers. The golf pro says that they do, and they are $1.00.

The golfer gives the golf pro a dollar. The golf pro opens the register, puts the dollar in, and hands the player a dime to use as a marker.

This economic model is part of Bernie Sanders 90% tax plan to restore the US economy. Please make sure all golfers are aware.

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#2 Post by piller » Wed Jul 10, 2019 7:34 am

:lol: Crazy Bernie's voters wouldn't get that.
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#3 Post by Rusty » Fri Jul 12, 2019 4:26 pm

I gotta share this with the world.
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#4 Post by Ysabel Kid » Mon Jul 15, 2019 3:37 pm

Crazy Bernie voters would be upset you traded a piece of paper with the picture of a dead white guy for a piece of metal with the picture of a dead white guy! :roll:

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#5 Post by Grizz » Tue Jul 16, 2019 8:41 am

it's not only bernie. this is the economic model of about all the governments in America as far as I can see. Certainly the only principle in the cities, counties, and state of washington. they're all completely blind and blundering about based on their estrogen levels, mindlessly pushing their ignorance on the Citizens. but, shhhh, don't wake 'em up and hurt their "feelings" with reality.

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#6 Post by GunnyMack » Sun Jul 21, 2019 4:27 am

Looks like the Sanders followers are realizing for themselves that Bernie's payroll cant afford to pay them $15/hour like the majority of businesses.
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