Pitchy's joke inspired me

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3leggedturtle
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Pitchy's joke inspired me

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What does a mermaid use to clean her fins?












Tide.......






forgive me, its a dark cloudy rainy day.. Todd/3leg
30/30 Winchester: Not accurate enough fer varmints, barely adequate for small deer; BUT In a 10" to 14" barrelled pistol; is good for moose/elk to 200 yards; ground squirrels to 300 metres

250 Savage... its what the 223 wishes it could be...!
3leggedturtle
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Re: Pitchy's joke inspired me

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Its two fer day!

What did the fried rice say to the Shrimp?


Dont wok away from me!......
30/30 Winchester: Not accurate enough fer varmints, barely adequate for small deer; BUT In a 10" to 14" barrelled pistol; is good for moose/elk to 200 yards; ground squirrels to 300 metres

250 Savage... its what the 223 wishes it could be...!
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Re: Pitchy's joke inspired me

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I got a new Chinese cook book.

40 ways to Wok your Dog.
If you're gonna be stupid ya gotta be tough-
Isiah 55:8&9

It's easier to fool people than it is to convince them they have been fooled.
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Re: Pitchy's joke inspired me

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General Tso ran away from the fight. I guess General Tso's chicken.
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my cookbook
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Rimfire McNutjob
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Re: Pitchy's joke inspired me

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I'm eagerly awaiting BlaineG to come plowing into this thread.

I see Rusty is back to full stride. Nice.
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