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Droll observation

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Attributed to an unknown cowboy encountering his first can of condensed milk sometime in the late 1800s:

"No tits to pull
No hay to pitch
Just poke a hole
In the sorry so-and-so."

:lol:
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The auto correct feature sanitized this piece of American history. Think S O B ...
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Yep I've heard that before, I'm surprised it didnt change tits as well!
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GunnyMack wrote: Mon Jun 17, 2019 9:21 am Yep I've heard that before, I'm surprised it didnt change tits as well!
Auto Correct is not quite abreast of every nuance.
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Oh, Blaine! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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One of my father's favorite jokes, I recall him telling it in the 40's.
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Auto correct is busted.
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piller wrote: Mon Jun 17, 2019 12:02 pm Auto correct is busted.
I can be your wurst enema.
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Auto correct is a piece of shut.
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Yeah the guy that developed auto correct is a boob.
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GunnyMack wrote: Mon Jun 17, 2019 4:30 pm Yeah the guy that developed auto correct is a boob.
Well, I have received the boobyprize several times thanks to autocorrect. Or, maybe autocorrect is actually a boobytrap! 8)
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BlaineG wrote: Mon Jun 17, 2019 10:14 am
GunnyMack wrote: Mon Jun 17, 2019 9:21 am Yep I've heard that before, I'm surprised it didnt change tits as well!
Auto Correct is not quite abreast of every nuance.
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There are a bunch of folks on here with slick ways around things. Don't knocker it, because it does take a lot of brainpower to get around the computer software bustenhalters.
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What were we discussing, my mammary ain't what it used to be...
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GunnyMack wrote: Tue Jun 18, 2019 5:24 pm .....my mammary ain't what it used to be...
Then urinate
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GunnyMack wrote: Tue Jun 18, 2019 5:24 pm What were we discussing, my mammary ain't what it used to be...
Just be gland you're waking up every morning.
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This thread has more hanger time than I expected.
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