Nine Important Facts to Remember as We Grow Older

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Nine Important Facts to Remember as We Grow Older

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#9 Death is the number 1 killer in the world.

#8 Life is sexually transmitted.

#7 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

#6 Men have 2 motivations: hunger and hanky-panky, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.

#5 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

#4 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.

#3 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

#2 In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.

#1 Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today may be a burning issue tomorrow.
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:lol:
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Truth!
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Love #4.… :lol:
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I expected one of them to be .....I forgot.
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As for #2, do you have any idea of how many antidepressants and antipsychotics are available now?
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Most excellent 8)
Thank you. That explains a lot for me :D

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Good one
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What happened to #10, never trust a fart.
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8) :lol:
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