Little Johnny

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Little Johnny

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In science class, Teacher had students place a little worms in a glass of beer, a glass of wine, and a glass of whisky.
The next day, the ones in the beer, wine, and whisky were dead and the one in water was very much alive and kicking.
She asked Little Johnny what that meant, and he said:
Drunks will never get worms....
The Rotten Fruit Always Hits The Ground First

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Little Johnny had quite the potty mouth and was wont to be loudly lewd in front of ladies and small children......

After much unsuccessful censuring and chastising, his elders and betters endeavored to wean Johnny from a particularly offensive verb by example.

"No Johnny, the stallion is servicing that mare"......"The bull is servicing that cow"......and so on.

Then came thanksgiving holiday and the visiting parson said grace, ma carved the bird and then asked pa to serve it.

Johnny promptly got up from the table without permission.

When ma challenged him he simply said, "I just lost my appetite !"
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Little Johnny's Teacher was challenging the students to come up with 3 syllable words. As she went through the letters of the alphabet, Little Johnny raised his hand eagerly. The Teacher overlooked him until finally at the letter U, Little Johnny hesitated and seemed quite unsure of himself. The Teacher called on him. Little Johnny said slowly and with hesitation, "urinate". The Teacher realized she had made a mistake and suddenly blushed bright red as Little Johnny continued with "but if you had bigger breasts you would be a ten"!
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piller wrote: Sat May 18, 2019 8:41 pm Little Johnny's Teacher was challenging the students to come up with 3 syllable words. As she went through the letters of the alphabet, Little Johnny raised his hand eagerly. The Teacher overlooked him until finally at the letter U, Little Johnny hesitated and seemed quite unsure of himself. The Teacher called on him. Little Johnny said slowly and with hesitation, "urinate". The Teacher realized she had made a mistake and suddenly blushed bright red as Little Johnny continued with "but if you had bigger breasts you would be a ten"!
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
Psalm ch8.

Because I wish I could!
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