Workplace Etiquette

[Pete44ru]

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1) Do not steal someone else's lunch

2) Make more coffee after taking the last cup

3) Reset the microwave timer when finished

4) Do not tell someone else that you just sent them an e-mail

5) Do not eat in the lavatory

6) Do not bring beverages into the lavatory

7) Don't sing or whistle along with the radio/musak while working

8 ) Do not take selfies or boomerangs @ work

9) Do not discuss your pet's post-accident condition with co-workers

10) Do not strike up a conversation with a co-worker, when you recognize their shoes under the lavatory stall door

11) Do not make co-workers suffer your sniffling, coughing or sneezing, or dripping nose - go home.

12) Use your inside voice while working and/or taking phone calls

13) Do not try to convince co-workers to join into your dumbazz pyramid scheme

14) When eating homemade food, please refrain from loudly announcing how good it is.

15) Do not scam/hustle coworkers so you can shirk a job you don't like



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[jeepnik]

Working alone solves all of these problems.