Gotta Love Texans

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Old No7
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Gotta Love Texans

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While I'm from Maine...

I probably would have thought the same thing! :wink:

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As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, the beautiful woman became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.

Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn’t...

So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step...

Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step...

About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.

She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled, “How dare you touch my body! I don’t even know who you are!”

The Texan smiled and drawled, “Well, ma’am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends!"
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Thanks for "an oldie, but goodie".
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Yep that`s a funny one, someone posted that one not long ago. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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What would make him think the zipper on her dress was his? :?:

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that's funny... :)
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:lol:
New one on me!
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Perfect!

Of course now Gillette will ban us all for laughing at such a great joke! Darryl, you'll probably not be allowed to ever shave again! :roll:
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