Difference Between Men and Women

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Difference Between Men and Women

#1 Post by COSteve » Thu Dec 06, 2018 6:21 pm

Wife's Diary:

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong; He said, "nothing."

I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it. On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say, “I love you, too.”

When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent. Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep; I cried I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

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A one-foot putt. . . . . Who the hell misses a one-foot putt?
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Re: Difference Between Men and Women

#2 Post by Nath » Thu Dec 06, 2018 6:28 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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#3 Post by gamekeeper » Thu Dec 06, 2018 6:42 pm

Somethings a woman will never understand....... :lol:
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#4 Post by fordwannabe » Thu Dec 06, 2018 6:46 pm

I have enough frustration in my life so I don’t do golf. I was a caddy for a summer, a long time ago and I wondered why people would attempt to have fun playing a game that causes them to throw things, swear loudly in public and mutter to themselves.
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#5 Post by Old No7 » Thu Dec 06, 2018 7:24 pm

A picture says so much more than words... :wink:

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#6 Post by Nath » Sat Dec 08, 2018 11:47 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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#7 Post by Old No7 » Sun Dec 09, 2018 8:35 am

Just adding one more... :wink:

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#8 Post by Ysabel Kid » Sat Dec 15, 2018 6:02 pm

These are all great!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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#9 Post by Bullard4075 » Fri Dec 21, 2018 1:13 am

:lol:
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#10 Post by Nath » Fri Dec 21, 2018 4:41 am

:lol: :lol:
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#11 Post by Bill in Oregon » Fri Dec 21, 2018 9:11 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Thanks -- I needed that!

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#12 Post by Paladin » Sun Dec 23, 2018 6:16 pm

Too Funny
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#13 Post by BrianSH » Mon Dec 24, 2018 5:28 pm

In another version, the husband is thinking why the motorcycle won't kick over.

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#14 Post by AJMD429 » Mon Dec 24, 2018 5:57 pm

BrianSH wrote:
Mon Dec 24, 2018 5:28 pm
In another version, the husband is thinking why the motorcycle won't kick over.
I saw one where he's fretting over why his reloads weren't as accurate as usual.... :D
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#15 Post by BlaineG » Tue Dec 25, 2018 5:22 pm

AND, in 10 years she will bring it up again. :shock:
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#16 Post by Nath » Wed Dec 26, 2018 4:08 am

BlaineG wrote:
Tue Dec 25, 2018 5:22 pm
AND, in 10 years she will bring it up again. :shock:
With the minutist detail!
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#17 Post by Plottman » Wed Dec 26, 2018 6:10 am

Very nice, thanks. :lol:

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#18 Post by BrianSH » Wed Dec 26, 2018 10:47 am

"Its Not About the Nail."

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#19 Post by piller » Wed Dec 26, 2018 12:29 pm

What is a one putt foot? I have flat feet, but I don't know what a putt foot is.
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#20 Post by win40-82 » Wed Dec 26, 2018 3:11 pm

The difference are real between men and women. Let me give you an example. My wife while changing a crappy diaper says "oh did you make a little poopie", I'm in the corner gagging my guts out. That fall we go hunting and I shoot a deer. While I've got my arm inserted into the deers guts my wife is gagging her guts out. Now I'm here to tell you that those deer guts smelled a whole lot better than that diaper.
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#21 Post by Merle » Wed Dec 26, 2018 6:04 pm

AJMD429 wrote:
Mon Dec 24, 2018 5:57 pm
BrianSH wrote:
Mon Dec 24, 2018 5:28 pm
In another version, the husband is thinking why the motorcycle won't kick over.
I saw one where he's fretting over why his reloads weren't as accurate as usual.... :D
and one about missing a ten point buck... :mrgreen:
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#22 Post by Nath » Thu Dec 27, 2018 12:59 am

win40-82 wrote:
Wed Dec 26, 2018 3:11 pm
The difference are real between men and women. Let me give you an example. My wife while changing a crappy diaper says "oh did you make a little poopie", I'm in the corner gagging my guts out. That fall we go hunting and I shoot a deer. While I've got my arm inserted into the deers guts my wife is gagging her guts out. Now I'm here to tell you that those deer guts smelled a whole lot better than that diaper.
Exactly! Woman love disgusting baby poop! They are so weirded!
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#23 Post by Ji in Hawaii » Thu Dec 27, 2018 8:19 am

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#24 Post by Nath » Thu Dec 27, 2018 8:58 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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#25 Post by gamekeeper » Thu Dec 27, 2018 9:11 am

Ji, that is brilliant......... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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#26 Post by GunnyMack » Fri Dec 28, 2018 9:34 am

If it was up to us the babies would go free range in the yard or we would have the garden hose handy!!
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#27 Post by fordwannabe » Sun Dec 30, 2018 12:19 am

My all time favorite on understanding women
Trying to figure out my wife’s brain is like trying to figure out what color the number seven smells like. :shock:
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#28 Post by COSteve » Sun Dec 30, 2018 9:46 am

I learned long ago that a major difference between men and women is how they think about a potential mate. Men look at a woman for what they are; how they look, how they move, how they act, how attentive to people they are.

Women don't think that way. They look at men for what they think they can be molded into. That's why many women are unhappy with their mates. They get one with what they think is a lot of 'potential' but find out the man is happy with how he is and won't change.
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#29 Post by Old No7 » Sun Jan 13, 2019 7:50 am

Back To Top -- with this! :wink:

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