An Old Man Lies Dying...............

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Old No7
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An Old Man Lies Dying...............

#1 Post by Old No7 » Thu Dec 06, 2018 8:50 am

Another one from the local gun club...

Be careful with what you think, twink -- and drink! :wink:

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An old man lies dying; his wife is by his bedside.

He says in a weakened voice “There is something I must confess...”

“Shhhh” said the wife, “there is nothing to confess.”

She holds his hand and caresses his head. “Everything is all right...” she whispers.

“NO!!” the husband replied “I must die in peace..."

He continued with "I once had sex with your sister, your best friend, her best friend and your best friend's mum!”

“I know.....” she whispered...

“That's why I poisoned you. Now close your eyes...............”
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Re: An Old Man Lies Dying...............

#2 Post by Pitchy » Thu Dec 06, 2018 8:53 am

Nothing like a woman scorn :lol:
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#3 Post by .45colt » Thu Dec 06, 2018 9:30 am

I swear I worked with that Guy for years.... :lol: .

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#4 Post by FWiedner » Thu Dec 06, 2018 9:37 am

.

I just don't understand why he would lie at a time like that...

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Re: An Old Man Lies Dying...............

#5 Post by Ysabel Kid » Sat Dec 15, 2018 6:18 pm

:shock: :shock: :shock: :lol:
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