Guy is passing out cigars at the bar celebrating the birth of his firstborn. A 15# baby boy!
A short time later the bar fly’s are asking about the baby’s current weight.
With a tear in his eye he says “13#”
“What happened? Isn’t he eating?”, they shout
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“We had him circumcised” he said with a smile.
15# baby!
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15# baby!
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Pete44ru
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Re: 15# baby!
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IF IN THESE TYMES OF JEOPARDY,
MORTAL PERIL INVADES THY THOUGHT,
TAKE UP THIS TRVSTY PIECE,
TRVST IN THY GOD, AND FEAR THEE NAUGHT.
(The avatar is me, in 1948 ! )
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MORTAL PERIL INVADES THY THOUGHT,
TAKE UP THIS TRVSTY PIECE,
TRVST IN THY GOD, AND FEAR THEE NAUGHT.
(The avatar is me, in 1948 ! )
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Bill in Oregon
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Re: 15# baby!
AIEEEE! The humanity!
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BlaineG
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Re: 15# baby!
Another Tuba Player is born..... 
If You Back Me Into A Corner There Will Not Be Enough Room For Both Of Us. 
Re: 15# baby!
ouch...! ...:)
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Ysabel Kid
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Re: 15# baby!
There's a job opening at our local hospital, running the circumcision machine. It pays $15 an hour plus tips.
If you're gonna be stupid ya gotta be tough-
Isiah 55:8&9
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Isiah 55:8&9
It's easier to fool people than it is to convince them they have been fooled.