15# baby!

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Tycer
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15# baby!

#1 Post by Tycer » Sat Dec 01, 2018 12:40 am

Guy is passing out cigars at the bar celebrating the birth of his firstborn. A 15# baby boy!
A short time later the bar fly’s are asking about the baby’s current weight.
With a tear in his eye he says “13#”
“What happened? Isn’t he eating?”, they shout
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“We had him circumcised” he said with a smile.
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Re: 15# baby!

#2 Post by Pete44ru » Sat Dec 01, 2018 10:25 am

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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IF IN THESE TYMES OF JEOPARDY,
MORTAL PERIL INVADES THY THOUGHT,
TAKE UP THIS TRVSTY PIECE,
TRVST IN THY GOD, AND FEAR THEE NAUGHT.

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Re: 15# baby!

#3 Post by Bill in Oregon » Sat Dec 01, 2018 10:32 am

AIEEEE! The humanity!

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Re: 15# baby!

#4 Post by BlaineG » Sat Dec 01, 2018 4:49 pm

Another Tuba Player is born..... 8)
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Re: 15# baby!

#5 Post by 30-30 » Wed Dec 05, 2018 2:02 am

ouch...! ...:)
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Re: 15# baby!

#6 Post by Nath » Wed Dec 05, 2018 11:27 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Psalm ch8.

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Re: 15# baby!

#7 Post by Ysabel Kid » Sat Dec 15, 2018 6:19 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: 15# baby!

#8 Post by Rusty » Sat Dec 15, 2018 9:17 pm

There's a job opening at our local hospital, running the circumcision machine. It pays $15 an hour plus tips.
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