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Sarah was in the fertilized egg business.
She had several hundred young pullets and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.
She kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was quickly replaced.
This record keeping took a lot of time, so she bought some tiny bells and attached them to each of her roosters.
Each bell had a different tone, so she could tell from a distance which rooster was performing.
Now, she could just sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by listening to the bell's tones.
Sarah's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen, but one morning she noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all ! !
When she went to investigate, she saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing - but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.
To Sarah's amazement, however, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring - He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job, and walk on to the next one.
Sarah was so proud of old Butch, she entered him in the Dowerin Show, where he became an overnight sensation among the judges.
The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the "No Bell Piece Prize", they also awarded him the "Pullet Surprise" as well.
Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making.
Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting
populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention ?
Remember, you can't always hear the bells...................So, vote carefully in the next election.
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The Bells, Aaaah The Bells
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Re: The Bells, Aaaah The Bells
Perfectly said.
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Re: The Bells, Aaaah The Bells
If more men loved and cherished their wives as much as I love bacon the world would be a much better place.
Re: The Bells, Aaaah The Bells
There is a lot of truth in that.
D. Brian Casady
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Advanced is being able to do the basics while your leg is on fire---Bill Jeans
Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up---Robert Frost
Quid Llatine Dictum Sit, Altum Viditur.
Advanced is being able to do the basics while your leg is on fire---Bill Jeans
Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up---Robert Frost
Re: The Bells, Aaaah The Bells
Good one! Think I'd heard it once years before -- but loved it again!
Old No7
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Re: The Bells, Aaaah The Bells
If you're gonna be stupid ya gotta be tough-
Isiah 55:8&9
It's easier to fool people than it is to convince them they have been fooled.
Isiah 55:8&9
It's easier to fool people than it is to convince them they have been fooled.
Re: The Bells, Aaaah The Bells
Egg-cellent story.
Mike
Vocatus atque non vocatus, Deus aderit...
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Vocatus atque non vocatus, Deus aderit...
I've learned how to stand on my own two knees...