The Pharmacist

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Pete44ru
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The Pharmacist

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Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife.

Tearfully she explained, "It's the pharmacist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone - I had to call multiple times before he
would even answer the phone."

The husband immediately drove down town to confront the pharmacist and demand an apology.

Before he could say more than a word or two to introduce himself, the pharmacist told him: "Just a minute, listen to my side of it."

"This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up.
I went without breakfast and hurried out to the car, just to realize that I'd locked the house with both house and car keys inside and had to break a window to get my keys.
Then, driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket.
Later, when I was about three blocks from the store, I had a flat tire.
When I finally got to the store, a bunch of people were waiting for me to open.
I got the store opened and started waiting on these people, and all the time the darn phone was ringing.
He continued, "Then I had to break a roll of coins against the cash register drawer to make change, and they spilled all over the floor.
I had to get down on my hands and knees to pick up the coins and the phone was still ringing.
When I got up, I cracked my head on the open cash drawer, which made me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of perfume bottles on it - Half of them hit the floor and broke.
Meanwhile, the phone was still ringing constantly, and I finally got back to answer it.
It was your wife.
She wanted to know how to use a rectal thermometer ! "



"Believe me mister, as God is my witness, all I did was tell her."



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Re: The Pharmacist

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Now that's funny!
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Re: The Pharmacist

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:oops: :oops: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Pharmacist

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I like it!

Bet Piller does too.
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It is funny.
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