TSA Airport Screening Results

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TSA Airport Screening Results

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From the local gun club...

I like the last line. :wink:

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TSA Airport Screening Results

Finally, some useful facts are coming out about all of those airport full body scans!

TSA disclosed the following Airport Screening Results.

2017 Statistics On Airport Full Body Screening From TSA:
Terrorists Discovered = 0
Transvestites = 133
Hernias = 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases = 3,172
Enlarged Prostates = 8,249
Breast Implants = 59,350
Natural Blondes = 3

It was also discovered that 1,308 Politicians had no balls...
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Ha!!

Glad number 6 was an even number!! :D


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Any cases of politicians with real guts?
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They are all gutLESS!
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That natural blonde category reminds me of a march cadence line from boot camp....

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Had cat fur like corn silk....."
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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