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Pete44ru
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#1 - The Giraffe Test

How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator ? (Stop and think about it before deciding on your answer)



#2 - The Elephant Test

How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator ? Do you say: " Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator" ? ( Wrong Answer)



#3 - The Lion King Test

The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, except one- which one ?



#4 - The Crocodile Test

There is a river you must cross, but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat - How do you manage to cross ?







The Correct Answers:

#1 - Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door.

(This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.



#2 - Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.

(This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.)




#3 - Trick question. Both the giraffe and the elephant are dead and in the fridge, so actually it's TWO animals not attending.

(This tests your memory)




#4 - You jump into the river and swim across.

Haven’t you been listening - All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Conference.

(This tests whether or not you learn quickly from your mistakes)







A TEST FOR 'OLDER' KIDS.


01. After the Lone Ranger saved the day and rode off into the sunset, the grateful citizens would ask, Who was that masked man? Invariably, someone would answer "I don't know, but he left this behind" - What did he leave behind ?

02. When the Beatles first came to the U.S. early in 1964, we all watched them on The ____ ___________ Show.

03. 'Get your kicks, __ _________ _______.'

04. 'The story you are about to see is true. The names have been changed to ________ ____ ________.'

05. 'In the jungle, the mighty jungle, ____ ____ ____ ____.'

06. After the Twist, The Mashed Potato, and the Watusi, we 'danced' under a stick that was lowered as low as we could go in a dance called the '_____'

07. Nestle's makes the very best.... _________.'

08. Satchmo was America's 'Ambassador of Goodwill.' Our parents shared this great jazz trumpet player with us. His name was ______ ___________.

09. What takes a licking and keeps on ticking ? _______.

10. Red Skeleton's hobo character was named ______ ___ ________ and Red always ended his television show by saying, 'Good Night, and '________ ________ '

11. Some Americans who protested the Vietnam War did so by burning their _____ _ _______.

12. The cute little car with the engine in the back and the trunk in the front was called the VW - What other names did it go by ? ______ & _______.

13. In 1971, singer Don MacLean sang a song about, 'the day the music died.' This was a tribute to _______ ____________.

14. We can remember the first satellite placed into orbit. The Russians did it. It was called __________.

15 One of the big fads of the late 50's and 60's was a large plastic ring that we twirled around our waist. It was called the ______ _____ .

16. Remember LS/MFT _____ _____ / _____ _____ _____ ?

17. Hey Kids! What time is it ? It's _____ ______ _____ !

18.. Who knows what secrets lie in the hearts of men ? Only the _____ knows!

19. There was a song that came out in the 60's that was "a grave yard smash". Its name was the _____ _ ______.

20. Alka Seltzer used a "boy with a tablet on his head" as its Logo/Representative. What was the boy's name ?







ANSWERS:

01.The Lone Ranger left behind a silver bullet
02. The Ed Sullivan Show
03. On Route 66
04. To protect the innocent.
05.The Lion Sleeps Tonight
06. The limbo
07. Chocolate
08. Louis Armstrong
09. The Timex watch
10. Freddy The Freeloader, 'Good Night and God Bless.'
11. Draft cards
12. Beetle or Bug
13. Buddy Holly
14. Sputnik
15. Hoola-hoop
16. Lucky Strike/Means Fine Tobacco
17. Howdy Doody Time
18. Shadow
19. Monster Mash
20. Speedy



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I always thought it was silly to have to lick a Timex so that it would keep ticking. I didn't care for the taste and my Timex always quit ticking.

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Haven't you got anything better to do Pete :roll:

N :lol:
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Nath wrote: Mon Oct 15, 2018 3:14 pm Haven't you got anything better to do Pete :roll:

N :lol:
I've been tired of late....It's good to have somebody step in from time to time. :P :P

I always liked the Bathtub Test.
Full bathtub.
A tablespoon, glass, and a bucket sitting there.
What's the fastest way to empty the tub?







Pull the plug, dummy. 8) 8)
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Nope...……. I'm retired, and loving it, Nath !

Small game season opens in my state this coming weekend, and muzzleloading deer season opens 2 weeks later (bow season here runs from Sept 15 to Jan 31, 2019).

My Son's taken 2 deer with his x-bow so far, so I'm getting antsy, waiting.

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Pete44ru wrote: Mon Oct 15, 2018 3:30 pm .

Nope...……. I'm retired, and loving it, Nath !

Small game season opens in my state this coming weekend, and muzzleloading deer season opens 2 weeks later (bow season here runs from Sept 15 to Jan 31, 2019).

My Son's taken 2 deer with his x-bow so far, so I'm getting antsy, waiting.

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#4 - You jump into the river and swim across.

Haven’t you been listening - All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Conference.

(This tests whether or not you learn quickly from your mistakes)
I would have taken the bridge. Leeches and all that.
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vancelw wrote: Tue Oct 16, 2018 12:33 am
#4 - You jump into the river and swim across.

Haven’t you been listening - All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Conference.

(This tests whether or not you learn quickly from your mistakes)
I would have taken the bridge. Leeches and all that.
I would of taken a picture or two turned around and gone home.

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