Humor: Why U Can't Send a Woman to Home Depot

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Humor: Why U Can't Send a Woman to Home Depot

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While installing a new door, a man found one of the hinges missing.

He asked his wife if she would go to Home Depot to pick one up.

She said she would.

While waiting for the Manager to finish serving another customer, her eye caught two beautiful bathroom faucets - one for the sink and one for the bath tub.

When the Manager was ready to help the wife, she asked, "How much are those faucets ? "

The Manager replied, "They are gold plated faucets and very expensive -$5,000 each ! "

Mary exclaimed, "My goodness, they are really expensive - certainly out of my price range ! "

She then proceeded to describe the hinge her husband had sent her to buy.

The Manager said he had them in stock and their price was $3.49, and went to the backroom to get them.

From the backroom, the Manager yelled, "Ma'am, you wanna screw for the hinge ? "

The wife shouted back: "No, but I will for the faucets."




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I once had a wife like that :shock:
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That's a good one Pete, we both got a laugh out of that one.
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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True story. First year my wife and I were married I sent her to the hardware store to pick up a few screws I needed for a project. She comes back with a $35 folding rocking chair.

We were just starting in life, young 20's, not making much, and has bought an old fixer-upper. Money was tight. I asked, "why the heck did you buy that?"

"Well, I couldn't just buy the screws. They were under a dollar!"

We still laugh about that. She's actually fantastic with money; better than I am ( and you enablers here - yes, I'm talking about you, Darryl - haven't helped :wink: ).

And we still have the rocker! :lol:
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