Redneck Vasectomy

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Redneck Vasectomy

#1 Post by Pete44ru » Thu Oct 04, 2018 7:20 pm

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A Southern couple, Debbie & Jonathan (both rednecks) had 9 children. :o

They decided to visit a doctor about getting Jonathan "fixed".

The doctor started the paperwork so he could perform the procedure, but was curious...…….

So, the doctor asked them: " Why did you decide to have this procedure after 9 children ? "

Jonathan replied that they had read a recent magazine article that stated 1 of every 10 children born in the US was Mexican, and they didn't want to take the chance that they would have a Mexican baby, because they couldn't speak Spanish.



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Re: Redneck Vasectomy

#2 Post by Nath » Thu Oct 04, 2018 11:53 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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#3 Post by gamekeeper » Fri Oct 05, 2018 1:44 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Redneck Vasectomy

#4 Post by Pitchy » Fri Oct 05, 2018 6:53 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Redneck Vasectomy

#5 Post by AJMD429 » Fri Oct 05, 2018 7:10 am

That's only the third joke in 40 years that made my wife crack a smile.
That's a pretty high bar...! I can't remember one of the others... :(
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Re: Redneck Vasectomy

#6 Post by Ysabel Kid » Thu Oct 18, 2018 9:32 pm

Oy! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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