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A man finally tied the knot with his long-time girl friend.
One evening a few days after the honeymoon, he was diligently cleaning his golf shoes - His new wife was standing nearby, watching.
After several moments of silence she says, "Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married, I think its time you quit golfing, and maybe should sell your golf clubs - You also have way too many guns."
The man slowly turned to his bride of barely two weeks, with a horrified look on his face.
She says, "Honey, are you okay ? "
He says, "For a minute there you sounded just like my ex-wife."
She yelled, "Wife ? ! ! ! You never told me you were married before ! "
He says, "I wasn't."
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Newlyweds.......
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Bill in Oregon
- Advanced Levergunner
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Re: Newlyweds.......
Strange how this turned from a joke thread into a tactical discussion...
Government office attracts the power-mad, yet it's people who just want to be left alone to live life on their own terms who are considered dangerous.
History teaches that it's a small window in which people can fight back before it is too dangerous to fight back.
History teaches that it's a small window in which people can fight back before it is too dangerous to fight back.
Re: Newlyweds.......
"Ex", not Erstwhile.The Rotten Fruit Always Hits The Ground First
Proud Life Member Of:
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Proud Life Member Of:
NRA
Second Amendment Foundation
Citizens Committee For The Right To Keep And Bear Arms
DAV
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3leggedturtle
- Advanced Levergunner
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- Location: north of Palacios about 1400 miles
Re: Newlyweds.......
To quote Barney Fife, “Nip it in the bud”
30/30 Winchester: Not accurate enough fer varmints, barely adequate for small deer; BUT In a 10" to 14" barrelled pistol; is good for moose/elk to 200 yards; ground squirrels to 300 metres
250 Savage... its what the 223 wishes it could be...!
250 Savage... its what the 223 wishes it could be...!
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rossim92
- Senior Levergunner
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- Location: mechanicsville, md.
Re: Newlyweds.......
It got my vote!
Rossi 92 .357 lever , and a cz pcr 9mm
Henry .22 lever, Remington speedmaster 552 .22 lr
Marlin Glenfield .22 boltaction
gforce 12ga semi
Taylor's Tactical 1911 A1 FS in .45acp
winchester 1873 44.40
Marlin 336W .30.30
beeman sportsman rs2 dual caliber pellet rifle
henry .22 magnum pumpaction/octagon barrel
stag 5.56 m4 with reddot
Henry .22 lever, Remington speedmaster 552 .22 lr
Marlin Glenfield .22 boltaction
gforce 12ga semi
Taylor's Tactical 1911 A1 FS in .45acp
winchester 1873 44.40
Marlin 336W .30.30
beeman sportsman rs2 dual caliber pellet rifle
henry .22 magnum pumpaction/octagon barrel
stag 5.56 m4 with reddot
Re: Newlyweds.......
ERMAGERD! THAT'S funny!
Remember the 3 things every bride remembers about her wedding. The aisle the alter and the hymn. I'll alter him... <(;
Remember the 3 things every bride remembers about her wedding. The aisle the alter and the hymn. I'll alter him... <(;
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Ysabel Kid
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Sixgun
- Posting leader...
- Posts: 18630
- Joined: Sun Sep 16, 2007 7:17 pm
- Location: S.E. Pa. Where The Finest Winchesters & Colts Reside
Re: Newlyweds.......
Yep! That's the mistake I made..did not nip it......my BIL, who married my wife's sister was smarter than me. In his first year of marriage, getting ready to head upstate for deer season, was confronted at the door by his wife who yelled out, "it's either me or deer season!".
He left. He told me years later he had a miserable time hunting but she never bothered him again. ----6
1st. Gen. Colt SAA’s, 1878 D.A.45 and a 38-55 Marlin TD
