The Pact

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Pete44ru
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The Pact

Post by Pete44ru »

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A couple made a deal that whoever died first would return, and inform the other if there is sex after death.

Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife at all.

After a long life together, the husband was the first to die.

True to his word, he contacted his wife.

“Rita, Rita ? ”

"Is that you, Bob ? ”

“Yes, I've come back like we agreed."

“That's wonderful ! What's it like ? ”

"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex...…..I have breakfast, and then it’s off to the golf course.

I have sex again later, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times.

Then I have lunch (you'd be proud -- lots of greens).

After lunch, it's another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon.

After supper, it's back to the golf course, then it's more sex until late at night.

I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again.”

"Oh, Bob ! You must be in Heaven ! "




“No, … I'm a rabbit, somewhere in Arizona."



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rossim92
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Re: The Pact

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don't go to england! he wind up as stew! :o
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Nath
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Re: The Pact

Post by Nath »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Psalm ch8.

Because I wish I could!
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gamekeeper
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Re: The Pact

Post by gamekeeper »

Too true :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
If more men loved and cherished their wives as much as I love bacon the world would be a much better place.
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