Two Country Boys & a Goat

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Pete44ru
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Two Country Boys & a Goat

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Two rednecks were out hunting, and as they walked along they came upon a huge hole in the ground.

They approach it and are amazed at the size of it.

The first hunter says, "Wow, that's some hole; I can't even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is ?"

The second hunter says," I don't know. Let's throw somethin' down there, listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."

The first hunter says, "Hey, there's an old automobile transmission over there. Give me a hand, we'll throw it in and see."

So they pick it up and carry it over and count one, two, three and heave the transmission into the hole.

As they stood next to the hole, looking over the edge & listening, they heard a rustling behind them.

They spun around, and saw a goat come crashing through the underbrush, run up to the hole and, without hesitation, jump in headfirst.

They were standing there, staring at each other in amazement & peering into the hole, trying to figure out what that was all about - when an old farmer sauntered up to them.

"Say there," says the farmer, "You fellers didn't happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did you ?"

The first hunter says, "Funny you should ask, but we were just standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doin' bout a hunnert miles an hour and jumped . . . headfirst into this here hole ! !"

The old farmer said, "Naw, that's impossible." ………………………………..




"I had him chained to an old transmission."


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Re: Country Boys & a Goat

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Country Boys & a Goat

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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It took a few seconds, but I finally "got the joke"'

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Two Country Boys & a Goat

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That story keeps growing. The last version I heard included a quarry pit, volkswagon, logging chain and st. gertrudis bull....
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