Brian Is A Perfect Man

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Brian Is A Perfect Man

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A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said, "Perfect timing. You're just like Brian!"

Passenger: "Who?''

Cabbie: "Brian Sullivan. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happen like that to Brian Sullivan, every single time."

Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."

Cabbie: "Not Brian Sullivan. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy."

Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special."

Cabbie: "There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Brian Sullivan, he could do everything right."

Passenger: "Wow. Some guy then."

Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Brian, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Brian Sullivan."

Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"

Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Brian. He died. I'm married to his widow."
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yeah.... :lol:
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I must be Brian. Without the slightest prompting, my wife will badmouth her late husband and tell me how lucky she is to have found me. To be fair, I knew the guy -- and if anything, she's being kind to his memory... :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol:
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I'm Brian... and so's my wife.

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If anyone asks be how I am, I respond, "... I'm perfect... I haven't spoken to my wife today."
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:lol: My wife knows my faults, but she stays with me anyway. If I die first, she always says that she would never marry again. I kind of think that it is due to us being the only ones who can put up with each other.
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:D :D :P :D
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