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A Discussion Between Adam and God
God looked upon Adam, seated beside a stream with a puzzled look on his face...
"What troubles you?" asked the supreme being.
"I have a question about how you made Eve."
"How I made Eve? I gave her the softest hair of all the creatures, the brightest smile and shining eyes."
"Yes, I know, and I love her" answered the first man.
"She has soft hands, strong arms and a willing spirit" continued the deity.
"Yes, I know that too, and I love her.
"And what about her body, full breasts, inviting lips, curves in all the right places?"
"I know. And I love her."
"Then what is it that confounds you?"
"Why," asked Adam, "did you make her so stupid?"
"Oh," snickered God....... "That's so she'd love you."
A Discussion Between Adam and God
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A Discussion Between Adam and God
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Re: A Discussion Between Adam and God
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ROTFLMAO ! !
My Green-Eyed Monster loved it, too ! .
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ROTFLMAO ! !
My Green-Eyed Monster loved it, too ! .
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Re: A Discussion Between Adam and God
Ya know He could be right
Because I Can, and Have
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Re: A Discussion Between Adam and God
That must be how I got mine.
"Oh bother", said Pooh, as he chambered another round.
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Re: A Discussion Between Adam and God
I got a good woman. Can't figure out why she puts with my crapt. Like God said, he made em stupid for folks like me.
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winchester 1873 44.40
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henry .22 magnum pumpaction/octagon barrel
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