Appeasing The Gods

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Appeasing The Gods

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A bit of research has shown a possible solution to the Hawaiian volcano problem of late.

According to ancient Hawaiian tradition, the quickest way to appease Pele, and have the volcanic fires stop, is to make a human sacrifice into her fire.

Also according to tradition, the sacrifice should be a celebrated leader, who was born in Hawaii and held a position of power for a minimum of 8 years.

Barry quickly announced he was actually born in Kenya, and has the birth certificate to prove it...……………………..

Or so I understand...……………………………. :roll:


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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: 8)
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That sure is funny :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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On the other hand if we dropped the Hildabeast into the volcano the world would proceed to vomit lava from every volcano on the planet thus destroying what barry couldn't!
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How about a package deal? I can put together a list of names...... :mrgreen:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Great Idea!
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On the other hand if we dropped the Hildabeast into the volcano the world would proceed to vomit lava from every volcano on the planet thus destroying what barry couldn't!
That there's funny! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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