The Flower Show

[Blaine]

Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. One leaned over and said, "Life is so boring. We never have any fun anymore. For £5.00, I'd take my clothes off and streak through that flower show!"
"You're on!" said the other old lady, holding up a £5.00.
As fast as she could, the first little old lady fumbled her way out of her clothes and, completely naked, streaked through the front door of the flower show. Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause.
The naked lady burst out through the door surrounded by a cheering crowd.
"What happened?" asked her waiting friend.
"I won 1st prize as Best Dried Arrangement."

[Beaker]

[gamekeeper]

Those flower shows need livening up … .

[M. M. Wright]

That right there, that's funny.

[Bill in Oregon]

-- and not a pun in sight ...

[Griff]

-- and not a pun in sight ...

Ahhh... but he forgot to mention that the two old ladies were named Petunia and Rose!

[Ysabel Kid]