Christmas Joy

[pshort]

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the
pearly
gates.

"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess
something that symbolizes
Christmas to get
into heaven."

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He
flicked it on. It represents
a candle, he said. You may
pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He
shook them and said,
"They're bells". Saint Peter said
you may pass through the pearly gates.

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and
finally pulled out a pair of
women's panties. St. Peter
looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do
those
symbolize?"

The man replied, "They're Carols".

[piller]

and I am guessing Carol's husband is the reason he was meeting St. Peter. Either that, or his wife was not named Carol.

[gamekeeper]

[octagon]

Outstanding!

[M. M. Wright]