The Excuse........

[Pete44ru]

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A wife came home early, and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman.

She got really upset, yelling: 'You are a disrespectful pig. How dare you do this to me- - - - - a faithful wife, and the mother of your children ! I'm leaving you ... I want a divorce right away !'

The husband responded, 'Hang on just a minute, love - so at least I can tell you what happened.'

'Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll be the last words you'll say to me !'

So, the husband began -- ' Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out, and so defenseless that I took pity on her and let her get into the car.

I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty - She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days..........

So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight.

The poor thing devoured them in moments.

Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away.

Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight.

I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because you said I don't have good taste.

I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at that expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has the same pair.

The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so grateful for my understanding and help that, as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and asked: " Please - do you have anything else she doesn't use ? "


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[AJMD429]

[octagon]

Good un

[fordwannabe]

Was he Japanese?

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