Heart Attack

[Pete44ru]

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A 65 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.

While on the operating table she had a near death experience, seeing God - so she asked Him: "Is my time up ? "

God said, "No, you have another 33 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."

Since God told her she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it, and so after her heart surgery was over, she decided to stay in the hospital a bit longer, and have a face-lift, eye-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck done - She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth.

After she was done with her operations, she was then discharged from the hospital.

While crossing the street on her way home from the hospital, she was suddenly hit & killed by an ambulance.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 33 years ? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance ? "





God replied: "I didn't recognize you."


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[Pitchy]

[gamekeeper]

[piller]

That was good.

[geobru]

Good one! I'm still chuckling.

[M. M. Wright]

Good 'un.

[Ysabel Kid]

[Blaine]