When You're Seventy...Who Cares?

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When You're Seventy...Who Cares?

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I was standing at the bar at the VFW minding my own business. This FAT ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and said, "You're kinda cute. You gotta phone number?"




I said, "Yeah, you gotta pen?"




She said, "Yeah, I got a pen."




I said, "You better get back in it before the farmer misses you."




Cost me 6 stitches...but,




When you’re seventy..............who cares?




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I went to the drug store and told the clerk "Give me 3 packets of condoms, please."




Lady Clerk: "Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?”




I said "Nah... She's purty good lookin'...."




When you’re seventy..............who cares?




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I was talking to a young woman in the VFW last night.




She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right.”




I said, “If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you.”




Cost me a fat lip, but...




When you’re seventy...............who cares?




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I was telling a woman in the Club about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her breasts.




"Really" she said, "Go on then... try."




After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said, "Come on, what day was I born?"




I said, "Yesterday."




Cost me a kick in the nuts, but...




When you’re seventy...............who cares?




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I got caught taking a pee in the swimming pool today.




The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in.




When you’re seventy...............who cares?




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I went to our VFW last night and saw a BIG woman dancing on a table.




I said, "Good legs."




The girl giggled and said, "Do you really think so?"




I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."




Cost me 6 more stitches, but...




When you’re seventy...............who cares?










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Always good for a chuckle! Thanks.
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Blaine,
I like the idea of counting my age by my friends but most of mine have died.
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:lol: :lol: :lol: , thanks, I needed that !
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I sat in my car on the driveway and chuckled out loud. Thanks.
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Laffin' here in New Mexico! I have five more years to 70 and doubt I will make it, but the terrain is getting all too familiar!

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I NEEDED THAT!
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BlaineG wrote: Wed Dec 20, 2017 1:40 pm I was talking to a young woman in the VFW last night.

She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right.”

I said, “If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you.”
I expected him to say "I was just thinking the same thing about you!" :lol:
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Blaine, ain't it the truth! I turned 70 last August. And that seems to be my prevailing attitude.
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I turn 70 in a couple of weeks, but that has been my attitude for a number of years! :mrgreen:
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:lol:
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Thanks for the guidelines. 70 is only a couple good naps away, based on how fast the last couple years have gone.
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