An Appeal To The Leverguns Community

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An Appeal To The Leverguns Community

#1 Post by Pete44ru » Tue Dec 12, 2017 10:36 am

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As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide.

So, this coming Saturday at 1 p.m. all women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All truly patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women, and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers.

Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your patriotism.

We appreciate your efforts to root out terrorists, and applaud your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

:mrgreen:

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IF IN THESE TYMES OF JEOPARDY,
MORTAL PERIL INVADES THY THOUGHT,
TAKE UP THIS TRVSTY PIECE,
TRVST IN THY GOD, AND FEAR THEE NAUGHT.

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#2 Post by Chuck 100 yd » Tue Dec 12, 2017 11:00 am

:D Good idea !!! :D

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#3 Post by gamekeeper » Tue Dec 12, 2017 11:17 am

Shouldn't we have organised this in the summer...... :?
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#4 Post by Pitchy » Tue Dec 12, 2017 12:00 pm

Good idea but -2 here this morning and we live in the country so I`ll be the only one watching, Normaaaaaa :lol: 8)
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#5 Post by Nath » Tue Dec 12, 2017 12:11 pm

:lol:
You ain't seen my neighbors :lol:
I will chance the terrorists :lol:
Psalm ch8.

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#6 Post by BlaineG » Tue Dec 12, 2017 1:45 pm

Nath wrote:
Tue Dec 12, 2017 12:11 pm
:lol:
You ain't seen my neighbors :lol:
I will chance the terrorists :lol:
I know, right? I live in a Auld Phart community and at 66 I'm about the youngest here. I'd go blind if all the wimmins went starkers.
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#7 Post by piller » Tue Dec 12, 2017 5:42 pm

It would be a pageant in need of ironing around here.
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#8 Post by Rusty » Tue Dec 12, 2017 7:24 pm

If you're gonna be stupid ya gotta be tough-
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#9 Post by Ysabel Kid » Tue Dec 12, 2017 8:42 pm

Nath wrote:
Tue Dec 12, 2017 12:11 pm
:lol:
You ain't seen my neighbors :lol:
I will chance the terrorists :lol:
I was thinking the same thing! :shock:

Other than one, who looks like a model. If Mrs. YK caught me doing that, I'd never see anything again!!! :lol:
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#10 Post by octagon » Tue Dec 12, 2017 9:14 pm

Forget about beer. If your gonna view my neighbor lady naked, your gonna need bourbon :shock: a lot! Maybe scotch, tequila etc!

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#11 Post by Nath » Wed Dec 13, 2017 1:05 am

Ysabel Kid wrote:
Tue Dec 12, 2017 8:42 pm
Nath wrote:
Tue Dec 12, 2017 12:11 pm
:lol:
You ain't seen my neighbors :lol:
I will chance the terrorists :lol:
I was thinking the same thing! :shock:

Other than one, who looks like a model. If Mrs. YK caught me doing that, I'd never see anything again!!! :lol:
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octagon wrote:
Tue Dec 12, 2017 9:14 pm
Forget about beer. If your gonna view my neighbor lady naked, your gonna need bourbon :shock: a lot! Maybe scotch, tequila etc!
:lol:
Psalm ch8.

Because I wish I could!

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#12 Post by Ray » Wed Dec 13, 2017 1:31 am

When I was just a wee lad I remember watching "Big Valley" and having a super crush on Linda Evans as Audra Barkley and at the same time thinking that Barbara Stanwyck as Victoria Barkley was so repulsively old….

Now at over 50 I watch the show and I would almost swear in court, under oath, that, while Audra is sweet and has a glow about her, old Victoria (she was 52 in 1965) certainly has an almost audible cat purr/sewing machine hum sex appeal of sorts…..
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Re: An Appeal To The Leverguns Community

#13 Post by Gobblerforge » Wed Dec 13, 2017 6:57 am

We need bacon, too.
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#14 Post by Nath » Wed Dec 13, 2017 7:22 am

Gobblerforge wrote:
Wed Dec 13, 2017 6:57 am
We need bacon, too.
Now we are talking.....
Psalm ch8.

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#15 Post by mikld » Wed Dec 13, 2017 11:02 am

Aw, what's a wrinkle or two? Saggy breasts, a couple rolls here and there, large droopy butts? But, I prefer women rather than girls... 8)
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#16 Post by 30-30 » Wed Dec 13, 2017 6:51 pm

Gobblerforge wrote:
Wed Dec 13, 2017 6:57 am
We need bacon, too.
+2 ... :)

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