An Appeal To The Leverguns Community

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Pete44ru
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An Appeal To The Leverguns Community

Post by Pete44ru »

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As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide.

So, this coming Saturday at 1 p.m. all women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All truly patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women, and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers.

Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your patriotism.

We appreciate your efforts to root out terrorists, and applaud your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

:mrgreen:

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:D Good idea !!! :D
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Shouldn't we have organised this in the summer...... :?
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Good idea but -2 here this morning and we live in the country so I`ll be the only one watching, Normaaaaaa :lol: 8)
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:lol:
You ain't seen my neighbors :lol:
I will chance the terrorists :lol:
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Nath wrote: Tue Dec 12, 2017 12:11 pm :lol:
You ain't seen my neighbors :lol:
I will chance the terrorists :lol:
I know, right? I live in a Auld Phart community and at 66 I'm about the youngest here. I'd go blind if all the wimmins went starkers.
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It would be a pageant in need of ironing around here.
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Nath wrote: Tue Dec 12, 2017 12:11 pm :lol:
You ain't seen my neighbors :lol:
I will chance the terrorists :lol:
I was thinking the same thing! :shock:

Other than one, who looks like a model. If Mrs. YK caught me doing that, I'd never see anything again!!! :lol:
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Forget about beer. If your gonna view my neighbor lady naked, your gonna need bourbon :shock: a lot! Maybe scotch, tequila etc!
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Ysabel Kid wrote: Tue Dec 12, 2017 8:42 pm
Nath wrote: Tue Dec 12, 2017 12:11 pm :lol:
You ain't seen my neighbors :lol:
I will chance the terrorists :lol:
I was thinking the same thing! :shock:

Other than one, who looks like a model. If Mrs. YK caught me doing that, I'd never see anything again!!! :lol:
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octagon wrote: Tue Dec 12, 2017 9:14 pm Forget about beer. If your gonna view my neighbor lady naked, your gonna need bourbon :shock: a lot! Maybe scotch, tequila etc!
:lol:
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We need bacon, too.
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Gobblerforge wrote: Wed Dec 13, 2017 6:57 am We need bacon, too.
Now we are talking.....
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Aw, what's a wrinkle or two? Saggy breasts, a couple rolls here and there, large droopy butts? But, I prefer women rather than girls... 8)
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Post by 1894c »

Gobblerforge wrote: Wed Dec 13, 2017 6:57 am We need bacon, too.
+2 ... :)
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