Beer Analysis
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Beer Analysis
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Last month MSU scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.
The theory is beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens); therefore, by drinking enough beer, men can turn into women !
To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 pints of beer within a one-hour period.
It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
1. Argued over nothing.
2. Refused to apologize when obliviously wrong.
3. Gained weight.
4. Talked excessively without making sense.
5. Became overly emotional.
6. Couldn't drive.
7. Failed to think rationally.
8. Had to sit down to urinate.
No further testing was considered necessary.
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Last month MSU scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.
The theory is beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens); therefore, by drinking enough beer, men can turn into women !
To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 pints of beer within a one-hour period.
It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
1. Argued over nothing.
2. Refused to apologize when obliviously wrong.
3. Gained weight.
4. Talked excessively without making sense.
5. Became overly emotional.
6. Couldn't drive.
7. Failed to think rationally.
8. Had to sit down to urinate.
No further testing was considered necessary.
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Re: Beer Analysis
Sounds like hard proof to me
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Re: Beer Analysis
Men don't drink beer inside, trees are always the preferred target of used beer.. Todd/3leg
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Re: Beer Analysis
Just stick with whiskey.
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Re: Beer Analysis
Oh dear I'd better sign the pledge straight away.
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Re: Beer Analysis
Targeted two trees today with processed Coors.
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Re: Beer Analysis
I was obliviously wrong once, but it took more than 8 pints ...
Re: Beer Analysis
I'd say that was conclusive evidence. Any takers for a second experiment?
Mike
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Re: Beer Analysis
Not really hoppy to hear that, but I don't drink much anymore.
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Re: Beer Analysis
I knew there was a reason I was thinking of setting up a still.
Then again I did just find a source for 5 gallon jugs of tawny port at 25 bucks a gallon.
Then again I did just find a source for 5 gallon jugs of tawny port at 25 bucks a gallon.
Bob
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