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1. Coffee (n.): The person upon whom one coughs.
2. Flabbergasted (adj.): Being appalled over how much weight has been gained.
3. Abdicate (v.): To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
4. Esplanade (v.): To attempt an explanation while drunk.
5. Willy-nilly (adj.): Impotence.
6. Negligent (adj.): A condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your underwear.
7. Lymph (v.): To walk with a lisp.
8. Gargoyle (n): Olive-flavored mouthwash.
9. Flatulence (n.): An emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
10. Balderdash (n.): A rapidly receding hairline.
11. Testicle (n.): A humorous question on an exam.
12. Rectitude (n.): The formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.
13. Pokemon (n): A rastafarian proctologist.
14. Oyster (n.), Someone who sprinkles their conversation with Yiddishisms.
15. Frisbeetarianism (n.): The belief that, when you die, your soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.
16. Circumvent (n.),: An opening in the front of underpants worn by Jewish men.
17. Inuendo (n.): An Italian suppository.
18. Bigamist (n.): An Italian rain storm.
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Rifle Collection - For that $5,000 dollar a pound venison.
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Re: Alternative Definitions
This old man laughed to hard to read them to my wife. that is some good stuff.
JerryB II Corinthians 3:17, Now the Lord is that Spirit: and where the Spirit of the Lord is, there is liberty.
JOSHUA 24:15
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I thought a negligent was that thing a wife wore on the night of her honeymoon for about 5 minutes.
D. Brian Casady
Quid Llatine Dictum Sit, Altum Viditur.
Advanced is being able to do the basics while your leg is on fire---Bill Jeans
Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up---Robert Frost
Quid Llatine Dictum Sit, Altum Viditur.
Advanced is being able to do the basics while your leg is on fire---Bill Jeans
Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up---Robert Frost
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Persimmon: a country preacher who has become a little bitter.
Break dancing: a style of movements similar to an epileptic seizure. Invented in Detroit as a way of avoiding being shot by rival gangs.
Light bulb: one that is discarded in Holland as being less likely to grow.
Break dancing: a style of movements similar to an epileptic seizure. Invented in Detroit as a way of avoiding being shot by rival gangs.
Light bulb: one that is discarded in Holland as being less likely to grow.
D. Brian Casady
Quid Llatine Dictum Sit, Altum Viditur.
Advanced is being able to do the basics while your leg is on fire---Bill Jeans
Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up---Robert Frost
Quid Llatine Dictum Sit, Altum Viditur.
Advanced is being able to do the basics while your leg is on fire---Bill Jeans
Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up---Robert Frost
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paradox - medical office.
The Rotten Fruit Always Hits The Ground First
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Re: Alternative Definitions
No, that's what you would be if it lasted five minutes.
Jeepnik AKA "Old Eyes"
"Go low, go slow and preferably in the dark" The old Sarge (he was maybe 24.
"Freedom is never more that a generation from extinction" Ronald Reagan
"Every man should have at least one good rifle and know how to use it" Dad
"Go low, go slow and preferably in the dark" The old Sarge (he was maybe 24.
"Freedom is never more that a generation from extinction" Ronald Reagan
"Every man should have at least one good rifle and know how to use it" Dad