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JimT
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Old Guys

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I was walking into a bar. I saw an old guy with a fishing pole fishing in a mud puddle in the middle of the parking lot. I felt so bad for this crazy old dude, that I asked him to come in for a beer. Trying to think of something to say as we drank, I asked him, "How many have you caught today?" He said, "With You, That Makes Six."

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There's a scam going around Austin, Texas directed at older gentlemen. When you stop at a red light a very well-built young lady with very little clothing on comes and begins to wash your window. While she is doing that her girlfriend reaches into the car and steals whatever she can grab.
They got me 3 times on Thursday, 5 times on Friday. I couldn't find them today.
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Where in Austin? :lol:
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Good one! :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
If more men loved and cherished their wives as much as I love bacon the world would be a much better place.
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Thanks ... I needed that!

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Jim,
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Had to be somewhere near 6th street. 8)
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