How WOMEN Think & Text...............

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Enjoy! :wink:

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Husband’s Text Message:

“Honey, a car hit me when I was pulling out of the office!

Paula brought me to the hospital... They're doing tests and X-rays.

I had a severe blow to my head, but fortunately it did not cause serious injury...

I do have 3 broken ribs, a compound fracture in my left leg and they may have to amputate the foot..."

...

Wife’s Text Response:


“Who’s Paula?"


:D :o :lol: :shock: :roll: :?
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Females have different priorities....... :lol:
If more men loved and cherished their wives as much as I love bacon the world would be a much better place.
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More truth than is comfortable. :wink:
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BlaineG wrote: Fri Oct 06, 2017 12:39 pm More truth than is comfortable. :wink:
I'll say! :shock:
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Ysabel Kid wrote: Fri Oct 06, 2017 6:03 pm
BlaineG wrote: Fri Oct 06, 2017 12:39 pm More truth than is comfortable. :wink:
I'll say! :shock:
With my first Ex, I cut my finger real bad, maybe cleaning fish outside IIRC, and it was DON'T DRIP BLOOD ON THE FLOOR. :lol:
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BlaineG wrote: Fri Oct 06, 2017 6:43 pm
Ysabel Kid wrote: Fri Oct 06, 2017 6:03 pm
BlaineG wrote: Fri Oct 06, 2017 12:39 pm More truth than is comfortable. :wink:
I'll say! :shock:
With my first Ex, I cut my finger real bad, maybe cleaning fish outside IIRC, and it was DON'T DRIP BLOOD ON THE FLOOR. :lol:
I've heard that before (more times than I care to mention)!
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The Key Phrase is.......
"With my first Ex......"
:D

The Worrisome Word is.......
"first......"
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"... WOMEN think... "

You're starting with a concept based on an oxymoron.

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AJMD429 wrote: Fri Oct 06, 2017 8:01 pm The Key Phrase is.......
"With my first Ex......"
:D

The Worrisome Word is.......
"first......"
:shock:
Well, the second was the mother of my wonderful daughter so.....
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The best description of how women think, is one I saw here. Trying to figure out women is like trying to figure out what color the number seven smells like. Yup that pretty well sums it up.
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fordwannabe wrote: Sun Oct 08, 2017 11:01 pm The best description of how women think, is one I saw here. Trying to figure out women is like trying to figure out what color the number seven smells like. Yup that pretty well sums it up.
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Fortunately for me, PillHer is not like most women. She doesn't think that way. Our daughter does, and the two of them are always fighting because of it.
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The current Mrs.fordwannabe( 12 years) was a cop for 18 years working mostly with men(now an ER nurse). She does not usually think like a woman, but when she does it sure throws me for a loop. The ex-Mrs. Fordwannabe did not always think like a normal woman either...more like a psychotic woman with PMS. There is a reason she is the EX. WHEWEE.
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