A PROPER WAY TO CALL SOMEONE A BASs TARt

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A PROPER WAY TO CALL SOMEONE A BASs TARt

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A PROPER WAY TO CALL SOMEONE A BASTARD

A guy was getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a second golfer approached and asked if he
could join him. The first said that he usually played alone, but agreed to the twosome.

They were even after the first few holes. The second guy said, "We're about evenly matched, how about playing
for five bucks a hole?" The first guy said that he wasn't much for betting, but agreed to the terms.

The second guy won the remaining sixteen holes with ease. As they were walking off number eighteen, the second guy
was busy counting his $80.00. He confessed that he was the pro at the neighboring course and liked to pick on suckers.

The first fellow revealed that he was the Parish Priest.

The pro was flustered and apologetic, offering to return the money. The Priest said, "You won fair and square and I
was foolish to bet with you. You keep your winnings."

The pro said, "Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?"

The Priest said, "Well, you could come to Mass on Sunday and make a donation. And, if you want to, bring your Mother and Father along, I'll marry them."
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Re: A PROPER WAY TO CALL SOMEONE A BASs TARt

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He could have warned the other golfer to not disturb his mother sleeping under the porch so that she did not come out barking and try to bite him.
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:D :D :D :D
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Good Joke there Nate! :D :lol: :D
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OHHH, good one!!! :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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I'm likin' it, Steve ! :P :P :P :P

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Nate, that was a good one.
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:lol: love it.....
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Post by M. M. Wright »

:lol: :lol: :lol: I'm laughin' Steve.
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Post by model55 »

I was misled all these years when my late father would call them ignorant illegitimates .
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