A guy walked into a crowded bar, waving his unholstered pistol and yelled, "I have a 45 calibre Colt 1911 with a seven round magazine plus one in the chamber and I want to know who's been sleeping with my wife."
A voice from the back of the room called out,
"You need more ammo!”
A Man Walks Into A Bar......
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A Man Walks Into A Bar......
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I think I went to school with her .
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Ouch, I kinda know how he feels......... 
Wouldn't mind a Colt 1911 though....
Wouldn't mind a Colt 1911 though....
If more men loved and cherished their wives as much as I love bacon the world would be a much better place.
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Apoligies in advance.
Reminds me of the story.
Bloke sits at the table of his club with his mates, complains that his missus "has cut him down to once a week".
The response, "I don't know what you're complaining about!, she's cut us all off completely".
Cheers Mark
Reminds me of the story.
Bloke sits at the table of his club with his mates, complains that his missus "has cut him down to once a week".
The response, "I don't know what you're complaining about!, she's cut us all off completely".
Cheers Mark
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"I think I went to school with her ."
And where is she now that we need her?
And where is she now that we need her?
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crs wrote:"I think I went to school with her ."
And where is she now that we need her?
Running for President.
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I wouldn't touch that with a ten foot pole!Beaker wrote:Running for President.crs wrote:"I think I went to school with her ."
And where is she now that we need her?
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Apparently neither does Bill.Griff wrote:I wouldn't touch that with a ten foot pole!Beaker wrote:Running for President.crs wrote:"I think I went to school with her ."
And where is she now that we need her?
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