New in the dictionary.
1. ARBITRAITOR
A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's
2. BERNADETTE
The act of torching a mortgage.
3. BURGLARIZE
What a crook sees through
4. AVOIDABLE
What a bullfighter tries to do
5. EYEDROPPER
Clumsy ophthalmologist
6. CONTROL
A short, ugly inmate.
7. COUNTERFEITER
Workers who put together kitchen cabinets
8. ECLIPSE
What an English barber does for a living.
9. LEFT BANK
What the bank robbers did when their bag was full of money.
10. HEROES
What a man in a boat does
11. PARASITES
What you see from the Eiffel Tower
12. PARADOX
Two physicians
13. PHARMACIST
A helper on a farm
14. POLARIZE
What penguins see through
15. PRIMATE
Remove your spouse from in front of TV
16. RELIEF
What trees do in the spring
17. RUBERNECK
What you do to relax your wife
18. SELFISH
What the owner of a seafood store does
19. SUDAFED
Brought litigation against a government official
20. PARADIGMS
20 cents!
I'll also add #21...
21. Punishing
Adding alternate definitions to everyday words.
Another pun-ishing post...
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Another pun-ishing post...
"From birth 'til death...we travel between the eternities." -- Print Ritter in Broken Trail
Re: Another pun-ishing post...
Whew.... 
The Rotten Fruit Always Hits The Ground First
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Les Staley
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Re: Another pun-ishing post...
Thanks, woke my wife up with my giggling.
This is plagiarized from someone else, but I love it!
I was born a gun owner.
It wasn't a choice.
I didn't become one later in life.
I was born this way.
I was born a gun owner.
It wasn't a choice.
I didn't become one later in life.
I was born this way.
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Good'uns! 
Griff,
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GUSA #93
There is a fine line between hobby & obsession!
AND... I'm over it!!
No I ain't ready, but let's do it anyway!
SASS/CMSA #93
NRA Patron
GUSA #93
There is a fine line between hobby & obsession!
AND... I'm over it!!
No I ain't ready, but let's do it anyway!
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Re: Another pun-ishing post...
Very funny stuff. I enjoy word games and such.
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And people wonder why translating ancient texts of transliterated oral accounts gets so screwed up...
C2N14... because life is not energetic enough.
מנא, מנא, תקל, ופרסין Daniel 5:25-28... Got 7.62?
Not Depressed enough yet? Go read National Geographic, July 1976
Gott und Gewehr mit uns!
מנא, מנא, תקל, ופרסין Daniel 5:25-28... Got 7.62?
Not Depressed enough yet? Go read National Geographic, July 1976
Gott und Gewehr mit uns!
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C2N14... because life is not energetic enough.
מנא, מנא, תקל, ופרסין Daniel 5:25-28... Got 7.62?
Not Depressed enough yet? Go read National Geographic, July 1976
Gott und Gewehr mit uns!
מנא, מנא, תקל, ופרסין Daniel 5:25-28... Got 7.62?
Not Depressed enough yet? Go read National Geographic, July 1976
Gott und Gewehr mit uns!
Re: Another pun-ishing post...
Delighted: what happens to an electrician upon retirement.
D. Brian Casady
Quid Llatine Dictum Sit, Altum Viditur.
Advanced is being able to do the basics while your leg is on fire---Bill Jeans
Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up---Robert Frost
Quid Llatine Dictum Sit, Altum Viditur.
Advanced is being able to do the basics while your leg is on fire---Bill Jeans
Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up---Robert Frost
Re: Another pun-ishing post...
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And then....... There's last week's stock report:
* Helium was up; Feathers were Down - Paper was stationary.
* Ticonderoga Pencil lost a few points.
* Although Elevators rose, Escalators continued their slow dive.
* Weights were up in heavy trading; Light Switches were off - and Mining Equipment hit rock bottom.
* While the market for Raisins dried up, Pampers remained unchanged.
* Caterpillar stock inched up, and the Sun peaked at mid-day.
* Birds Eye peas split, and Stanley Tools filed for Chapter 11.
* Finally, Scott tissues touched a new bottom.
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And then....... There's last week's stock report:
* Helium was up; Feathers were Down - Paper was stationary.
* Ticonderoga Pencil lost a few points.
* Although Elevators rose, Escalators continued their slow dive.
* Weights were up in heavy trading; Light Switches were off - and Mining Equipment hit rock bottom.
* While the market for Raisins dried up, Pampers remained unchanged.
* Caterpillar stock inched up, and the Sun peaked at mid-day.
* Birds Eye peas split, and Stanley Tools filed for Chapter 11.
* Finally, Scott tissues touched a new bottom.
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