THE AUSTRALIAN VIRGIN
A very nice, innocent Australian woman wants to get married,
but she is only willing to marry a man if he has never had sex with another woman.
After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad.
She ends up corresponding with Scotty Greer, who is an average golfer and who has
lived his entire life in the Australian Outback and he has no experience with women.
They meet and she is very happy with him; she feels that they are perfect for each other.
Eventually they end up getting married.
On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare for the evening.
When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in the middle
of the room, naked. All the furniture from the room is piled in one corner.
"What happened?" she asks.
"I've never been with a woman" he says,
"But if it's anything like a kangaroo,
I'm gonna need all the room I can get!"
Chuckle
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williamranks
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Chuckle
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I never learned from a man who agreed with me.
Robert A. Heinlein
I never learned from a man who agreed with me.
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gamekeeper
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Re: Chuckle
.If more men loved and cherished their wives as much as I love bacon the world would be a much better place.
Re: Chuckle
The Rotten Fruit Always Hits The Ground First
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Old Ironsights
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Re: Chuckle
At least it's not a baaa'd joke and you didn't pull the wool over our eyes...
C2N14... because life is not energetic enough.
מנא, מנא, תקל, ופרסין Daniel 5:25-28... Got 7.62?
Not Depressed enough yet? Go read National Geographic, July 1976
Gott und Gewehr mit uns!
מנא, מנא, תקל, ופרסין Daniel 5:25-28... Got 7.62?
Not Depressed enough yet? Go read National Geographic, July 1976
Gott und Gewehr mit uns!
Re: Chuckle
Ewe just had to go there.....Old Ironsights wrote:At least it's not a baaa'd joke and you didn't pull the wool over our eyes...
The Rotten Fruit Always Hits The Ground First
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jnyork
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Re: Chuckle
Watch out there, let's not get the Montana guys all upset with us.Old Ironsights wrote:At least it's not a baaa'd joke and you didn't pull the wool over our eyes...
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vancelw
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Re: Chuckle
jnyork wrote:Watch out there, let's not get the Montana guys all upset with us.Old Ironsights wrote:At least it's not a baaa'd joke and you didn't pull the wool over our eyes...
And that, my friends, is a classic example of projection.....
"Make yourself an honest man, and then you may be sure that there is one less scoundrel in the world." - Thomas Carlyle
Re: Chuckle
vancelw wrote:jnyork wrote:Watch out there, let's not get the Montana guys all upset with us.Old Ironsights wrote:At least it's not a baaa'd joke and you didn't pull the wool over our eyes...
And that, my friends, is a classic example of projection.....
Sez the man that thought Texas had prettier sheep..... 
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Re: Chuckle
Montana hooker
Re: Chuckle
That is disturbing on so many levels...
Government office attracts the power-mad, yet it's people who just want to be left alone to live life on their own terms who are considered dangerous.
History teaches that it's a small window in which people can fight back before it is too dangerous to fight back.
History teaches that it's a small window in which people can fight back before it is too dangerous to fight back.
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vancelw
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Re: Chuckle
I believe that's the Sheriff's gal.BigSky56 wrote:Montana hooker
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plowboy 45
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markinalpine
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Re: Chuckle
How long do you think it will take for something like this to be a case in front of our supreme court?BigSky56 wrote:Montana hooker
Mark
Any way you sell it,
No matter how you spell it,
When you start to smell it,
BO stinks.
No matter how you spell it,
When you start to smell it,
BO stinks.