Medicare, Part G

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Pete44ru
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Medicare, Part G

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Suppose that you're an ill senior citizen, and the government says there is no nursing home care available for you - So what do you do ?

Medicae, Plan G, gives anyone 65 years, or older, a gun and 4 cartridges.

You are allowed to shoot 4 Politicians of your choice.

Of course, this means you'll be sent to prison, where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning and all the health care you need.

Need new teeth ? No problem.
Need glasses ? That's great.
Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart ? They're all covered.

As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now.

And who will be paying for all of this ?

The same government that just told you they can't afford for you to have nursing home care !

And, you can get rid of 4 useless politicians while you're at it.

Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.


:mrgreen:


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TedH
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Re: Medicare, Part G

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Sounds like a win/win!
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Chuck 100 yd
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Re: Medicare, Part G

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G= Great plan. Now that all the illegal aliens will be paying all of those taxes the government should be able to afford it easy. Yes/no ??? :?
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markinalpine
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Re: Medicare, Part G

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Unfortunately this Part G, while at first rather tempting, would probably result in your needing Medicare Part H, as in Preparation H. :shock:

NO THANKS :cry:

Mark :lol:
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Re: Medicare, Part G

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Only _four_ rounds?






Just askin'......
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Re: Medicare, Part G

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TedH wrote:Sounds like a win/win!
+1 :D
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wecsoger wrote:Only _four_ rounds?






Just askin'......
Times are tough. Wish it could be more! :twisted:
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