Deep Thoughts...
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- Old Ironsights
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Deep Thoughts...
I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.
Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts. Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case. Time for another beer.
Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts. Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case. Time for another beer.
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Re: Deep Thoughts...
I've had that same dialog. Mine just includes a zipper.
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Re: Deep Thoughts...
thought you had gone well digging for some of that hot water aquifer ..
women who have babies the old fashioned way get a big rush of endorphins, I never got that from crushing ball shots...
women who have babies the old fashioned way get a big rush of endorphins, I never got that from crushing ball shots...
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My wife says sinus surgery/recovery was the most painful thing she's ever endured, and she's given birth four times and had kidney stones, so...
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this whole thread just made what other-wise would be just another day...really funny...-- insert tears here -- ... here's some visuals just in case anyone needed to be reminded... :)Tycer wrote:I've had that same dialog. Mine just includes a zipper. :o
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- Borregos
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Re: Deep Thoughts...
Good thinking! Beer will do that
Pete
Sometimes I wonder if it is worthwhile gnawing through the leather straps to get up in the morning..................
Sometimes I wonder if it is worthwhile gnawing through the leather straps to get up in the morning..................
Re: Deep Thoughts...
I'd have to give a considered weight to the opinion of a woman who's has twins.
Government office attracts the power-mad, yet it's people who just want to be left alone to live life on their own terms who are considered dangerous.
History teaches that it's a small window in which people can fight back before it is too dangerous to fight back.
History teaches that it's a small window in which people can fight back before it is too dangerous to fight back.
Re: Deep Thoughts...
You should not operate mechanical devices while drinking beer.Tycer wrote:I've had that same dialog. Mine just includes a zipper.
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"Go low, go slow and preferably in the dark" The old Sarge (he was maybe 24.
"Freedom is never more that a generation from extinction" Ronald Reagan
"Every man should have at least one good rifle and know how to use it" Dad
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Re: Deep Thoughts...
Dude-----------------------------
Your deep!
Your deep!
Re: Deep Thoughts...
Its pretty hard to make a direct comparison, I imagine both are similarly painful. But I'll tell you this. About a month ago, somehow my nuts got all twisted up and I was in excruciating pain. I went to the emergency room, they called in a Urologist and he said they were twisted, cutting off the blood flow to one of them. He said I needed surgery ASAP and there was a good chance I would loose it. They rolled me right into surgery. To make a long story short, he saved it. But my sack was swollen up like a grapefruit for a week and I was on some kind of morphine based pain meds for a while. All is well now, but I never want to go through that kind of pain again!
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Re: Deep Thoughts...
Borregos wrote:Good thinking! Beer will do that
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I cannot refute your logic Sir.
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