HUMOR - Dear Abby

Pete44ru · Post by **Pete44ru** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 1:50 pm

Dear Abby:
My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse is that everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, since he lost his job six years ago; he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and BS's with his buddies while I have to work to pay the bills. Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me and hints that I may be a lesbian. What should I do?
Signed: Clueless

Dear Clueless:
Grow up and dump him. Good grief, woman. You don't need him anymore! You're a United States Senator from New York running for President of the United States . Act like one!

C. Cash · Post by **C. Cash** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 2:49 pm

Mark Wilson · Post by **Mark Wilson** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 4:44 pm

LOVE IT!!

Post by **Chuck 100 yd** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 5:38 pm

GOOD ONE !!!

kimwcook · Post by **kimwcook** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 6:19 pm

I'm gonna ge

t mileage out of this one.

Andrew · Post by **Andrew** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 6:23 pm

Oh man, that's some good stuff right there!

LeverBob · Post by **LeverBob** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 10:16 pm

Truth is stranger than fact! (Grandpa Jones).

LeverBob

Post by **Ysabel Kid** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 7:47 am

Truth hurts!!!

jd45 · Post by **jd45** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 9:40 pm

Pete44ru, this ain't funny anymore, as there's a serious likelihood that this person will be pulling the exact SAME bullshit IN THE WHITEHOUSE again, if we don't prevent THEM from getting elected in 2008!!! jd45

Borregos · Post by **Borregos** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 10:08 pm

Hope you keep 'em out or we will all suffer

Pete

Post by **Ysabel Kid** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 10:54 pm

jd45 -

I agree with you wholeheartedly, but watch the language. I'm not sure what the rules are here on the temporary forum, but being guests, we need to be polite...

That being said... you described them to a "T"!

jd45 · Post by **jd45** » Fri Sep 21, 2007 6:21 am

Ysabel, Please accept my apologies for the bad language. I won't do it again, it's just that I get so enraged when I think of the damage they did the last time. jd45

GANJIRO · Post by **GANJIRO** » Fri Sep 21, 2007 7:10 am

Pete44ru · Post by **Pete44ru** » Fri Sep 21, 2007 8:08 am

Kewel, Ji !

Today, I saw a poltial cartoon of her riding Bill, horsey-style, with saddle/reins, etc & Bill saying something to the effect of 'Hi, we're the Clintons and we're coming back'

[this ain't funny anymore]

No, it really isn't. If you didn't know just how much deep water we're in, then harken: I've overheard large groups of women, at a Senior Center (they aways vote) saying they're gonna vote for Billary just because she's a woman, and it's about time a woman got a shot at President.
I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

jd45 · Post by **jd45** » Fri Sep 21, 2007 12:19 pm

Pete, if he-she wins, we'll be doin more than cryin!. The reason I said this ain't funny anymore is that my brother sent me that "joke" in an e-mail about 6 months ago. No offense, jd45

Post by **Ysabel Kid** » Fri Sep 21, 2007 11:25 pm

jd45 wrote:Ysabel, Please accept my apologies for the bad language. I won't do it again, it's just that I get so enraged when I think of the damage they did the last time. jd45

No apology needed. I feel the same way you do. Maybe worse - my wife has to calm me down every time I see that pair on TV...