Humor: Survivor.....Ozarks Style

[TedH]

SURVIVOR ..... Ozarks Style.

Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Missouri is planning to do its own, titled 'Survivor -Ozarks Style.'

The contestants will start in Springfield , travel down to Branson and Hollister . Then, they will head west to Cassville, then proceed to Anderson . From there they will head north through Joplin and Carthage on their way to Nevada . Then east to Stockton , Bolivar, and Lebanon . From there, down to Mtn Grove, Cabool and West Plains. Then back west to Gainsville and up through Ava to Mansfield . The final leg will be back to Springfield !

The contestants are required to slowly circle the square in each of these towns.
Each will be driving a pink Volvo, at no faster than 50 mph, with California license plates and a HUGE bumper sticker that reads: I'm gay. I'm a vegetarian. Beer is harmful to your health. Republicans suck. Obama is God. Deer hunting is murder, and I'm here to confiscate your guns.'

The first one that makes it back to Springfield alive wins..

[JerryB]

Let me know when, I'll try to catch them at West plains. IF they make it that far.

[JReed]

[Alan Wood]

To make it really really dificult make it Stockton California rather tha Stockton Missori.

[Andrew]

The pawn shop is just off the square in West Plains.

[Big Bore 94]

Ambush would be better in the old part of Hollister. Then make walk up and down the old school house staircase a few times. Sure wish I had a photo to post of the stairs.

[winchester1886]

Will it be hard to get my guns into America.

[Lastmohecken]

There really was a youtube clip going around, a year of so ago, which showed some Britts travling through the south, with cars painted up which had stuff like "I am Gay" "Nascar Sucks" , gun control stuff, Hillary Clinton stuff, and they just about got their butts kicked big time down in La, or Alabama, somewhere. It was pretty funny, but the Britts actually got scared and quickly found a place to pull over, on the open road and washed the painted slogan off of their cars.

I remember the Britts saying stuff like, dumb rednecks, were stupid to want to beat them up, over it. Anyway, it was pretty good.

[firefuzz]

SURVIVOR ..... Ozarks Style.

Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Missouri is planning to do its own, titled 'Survivor -Ozarks Style.'

The contestants will start in Springfield , travel down to Branson and Hollister . Then, they will head west to Cassville, then proceed to Anderson . From there they will head north through Joplin and Carthage on their way to Nevada . Then east to Stockton , Bolivar, and Lebanon . From there, down to Mtn Grove, Cabool and West Plains. Then back west to Gainsville and up through Ava to Mansfield . The final leg will be back to Springfield !

The contestants are required to slowly circle the square in each of these towns.
Each will be driving a pink Volvo, at no faster than 50 mph, with California license plates and a HUGE bumper sticker that reads: I'm gay. I'm a vegetarian. Beer is harmful to your health. Republicans suck. Obama is God. Deer hunting is murder, and I'm here to confiscate your guns.'

The first one that makes it back to Springfield alive wins..

Too long a trip...just announce the event a couple of months early for the 4th of July, start 'em in the Bass Pro parking lot in Springfield and tell 'em if they make it out of the parking lot they win. I have serious doubts anyone will collect. One things for sure...you won't find any locals signing up if they read the rules...they'll know better!

Rob

[Ysabel Kid]

[Lawyer Daggit]

Lastmohecken- that show was the 'Top Gear' show.

I was in Tasmania with my wife a few years ago, I watched some trendy tree huggers get into trouble with what would be loosely termed 'red necks' by the tree huggers over on the tasmanian west coast.

To me it comes down to a simple matter of respect. You do not show up on someones door step and start trying to force values that they find offensive, and in the case of timber, challenge their livelihood down their throat if you do, you may well find people suggest you leave town.

[Blaine]

Keep them away from Seattle, they'd get free food and lodging fer sure.....

[C. Cash]

Keep them away from Seattle, they'd get free food and lodging fer sure.....

Do me a favor Blaine and hawk a loogie for me at the Vladamir Lenin statue there in Seattle....if you get the chance.

[Blaine]

Keep them away from Seattle, they'd get free food and lodging fer sure.....

Do me a favor Blaine and hawk a loogie for me at the Vladamir Lenin statue there in Seattle....if you get the chance.

I honestly do my best to stay out of that HellHole. It's a shame, really. Excellent shopping, good food, shows, music, etc.....Just so many strange and unsavory people.

[66GTO]

Lastmohecken- that show was the 'Top Gear' show.

One of my favorite shows. In that episode they flew over to Miami from England, were given a thousand dollars each to buy a car, and then were to drive it to New Orleans or thereabouts. They drove within a mile of my house on I-10 and even stopped at little town next door (Bagdad, FL).

The segment with the confrontation with the "good ol' boys" took place when they stopped just west of Mobile, Ala. for gas. They had painted each others cars with phrases insulting the locals in an apparent attempt to provoke a confrontation. They got one and were lucky they didn't get there butts handed to them on a platter by some of my third cousins. (Marcel Ledbetter with his chain saw for you Jerry Clower fans.) That kind of humor may not be dangerous back in Merry Olde England, but they were taking a big chance in south Alabama. I suspect if it hadn't been for the TV camera's filming the whole thing, it would have turned out much uglier.

Here is a summary from the Top Gear website:

The next morning the presenters faced their final challenge: to drive their cars across Alabama without getting shot. This might sound relatively easy, but before they set off they were allowed to paint slogans on each other's cars. James ended up with 'Hilary for president' scrawled along the side of his Caddy, Jeremy's Camaro had the words 'Country and western is rubbish', and Richard's pick-up bore the legend 'Man love rules OK'. These sentiments didn't go down too well with some of the locals and, to cut a long story short, we were lucky to make it to New Orleans with our lives.

You can watch the fun here: http://www.topgear.com/au/videos/southern-discomfort

[Lastmohecken]

Lastmohecken- that show was the 'Top Gear' show.

One of my favorite shows. In that episode they flew over to Miami from England, were given a thousand dollars each to buy a car, and then were to drive it to New Orleans or thereabouts. They drove within a mile of my house on I-10 and even stopped at little town next door (Bagdad, FL).

The segment with the confrontation with the "good ol' boys" took place when they stopped just west of Mobile, Ala. for gas. They had painted each others cars with phrases insulting the locals in an apparent attempt to provoke a confrontation. They got one and were lucky they didn't get there butts handed to them on a platter by some of my third cousins. (Marcel Ledbetter with his chain saw for you Jerry Clower fans.) That kind of humor may not be dangerous back in Merry Olde England, but they were taking a big chance in south Alabama. I suspect if it hadn't been for the TV camera's filming the whole thing, it would have turned out much uglier.

Here is a summary from the Top Gear website:

The next morning the presenters faced their final challenge: to drive their cars across Alabama without getting shot. This might sound relatively easy, but before they set off they were allowed to paint slogans on each other's cars. James ended up with 'Hilary for president' scrawled along the side of his Caddy, Jeremy's Camaro had the words 'Country and western is rubbish', and Richard's pick-up bore the legend 'Man love rules OK'. These sentiments didn't go down too well with some of the locals and, to cut a long story short, we were lucky to make it to New Orleans with our lives.

You can watch the fun here: http://www.topgear.com/au/videos/southern-discomfort

Yes, that was it. It was pretty funny. Thanks for the link, I am going to have to watch that again.