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BlaineG · #1 Post by **BlaineG** » Thu Jul 12, 2018 5:19 pm

If a parsley farmer sues you and wins, can he garnish your wages?

JimT · #2 Post by **JimT** » Thu Jul 12, 2018 5:36 pm

I have wondered if you are shot with a Bersa will it give you bersa-itus?

BlaineG · #3 Post by **BlaineG** » Thu Jul 12, 2018 5:45 pm

JimT wrote: ↑
Thu Jul 12, 2018 5:36 pm
I have wondered if you are shot with a Bersa will it give you bersa-itus?

Yep...It would take a lot of your hard-earned celery to cure it, too.

#4 Post by **Chuck 100 yd** » Thu Jul 12, 2018 7:13 pm

Love it !!!

Tycer · #5 Post by **Tycer** » Thu Jul 12, 2018 8:47 pm

I went to a seven day church revival! It was in tents!

Tycer · #6 Post by **Tycer** » Thu Jul 12, 2018 8:50 pm

I highly recommend the book “the pun also rises “

#7 Post by **David** » Fri Jul 13, 2018 7:13 am

Pardon the pun, I'm a poet and don't even know it.

piller · #8 Post by **piller** » Sun Jul 15, 2018 8:06 am

I keep having dreams in which I am either a Teepee or a wigwam. I guess I am too tents.

BlaineG · #9 Post by **BlaineG** » Sun Jul 15, 2018 12:24 pm

piller wrote: ↑
Sun Jul 15, 2018 8:06 am
I keep having dreams in which I am either a Teepee or a wigwam. I guess I am too tents.

There was the old Indian Chief that drank gallons of sweet tea every day. He always woke up every morning in his own TeePee...

geobru · #10 Post by **geobru** » Sun Jul 15, 2018 7:57 pm

I had a friend straighten me out on the difference between a cat and a bull frog.

A cat has nine lives and a bull frog croaks every night.

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