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A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly. A bar was walked into by the passive voice. An oxymoron walked into a bar, and the silence was deafening. Two quotation marks walk into a “bar.” A malapropism walks into a bar,...

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My daughter and I went through the McDonald's driveway window and I gave the cashier a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her 25c. She said, 'you gave me too much money.' I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar coin back.' She sighed and went to get the manager wh...

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Instead of squishing them right away, one should dissect a tick or take it apart for a close examination, to see................what makes it tick.

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Great News to hear Canuck!

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If you can mix it, it will cure... eventually.

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Pitchy wrote: ↑Mon Jan 29, 2018 3:04 pm Thanks guys, so far I`m being defeated, got the earphone but all I hear is faint static.

Maybe Your wife is still too close!

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No I have not. Has someone done a case study on it?

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Instead of Gotterdämmerung? Good one Blaine!

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I think you mean oxybenzone.

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Want to make a liberal mad? Use for BCE Before Christian Era and for CE use Christian Era.

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They should move to Mexico. It is warmer there and with the wall that is going to be built it will feel more like an exclusive community and have better security for them.

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New Update: Trump is going to offer Hillary the Ambassadorship to Libya.

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CNN BREAKING NEWS: Angry registered democrat protesters threaten to refuse welfare checks & food stamps from a Trump administration...

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I am a little disappointed. I was kind of looking forward to have the Government rename Air Force One to Broomstick One.

Also, it is a fact now that Mexico will be building the border wall: To keep all the democrats out.

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I guess I am old school. If its name is Matthew, it is a himmicaine.

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I know some people who need a refresher course.

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America: Is this a Great Society or what?

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The pun sharks are in a frenzy!

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Lassiter wrote:
Terry Murbach wrote:BLAINE, REPORT TO YOUR CHAPLAIN IMMEDIATELY...
I fear it may be too late, Terry.......

I think he is floundering!

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From the title, must be set in southern Louisiana.

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Patton staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddy, Paddy. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Kathleen. He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step. As he caught himself by grabbing the b...

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Have you tried putting up one of those game cameras out and see if it will take a picture of something?

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I will send a picture as soon as my ship comes in.

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Griff wrote:
Tycer wrote:I don't understand. You're from Kansas.
Yep, lives in Kansas, from S.Dakota!

Yep, lived in Washington State too.

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After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year outside of Buffalo, New York scientists found traces of copper cable dating back 120 years. They came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago. Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks th...

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crs wrote:"I think I went to school with her ."

And where is she now that we need her?

Running for President.

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3leggedturtle wrote:Blaine, you need to check out battery junction.com for some great lights and batteries.

Thanks for en lightening him.

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But what about the flashlight?? Did you forget to get it?

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Truly a 1 in a billon shot.

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Basically it is Greenwich Mean Time. The more modern and technical term used now is Coordinated Universal Time or UTC. It is easier for the military, air traffic control, weather services, etc. to use one common time around the globe.

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I entered a humor contest with ten entries to ensure at least one would win.

But No Pun In Ten Did.

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I stopped by the Ford Dealership yesterday, for a look at the new F-150 aluminum pickup. just for fun, I took it out for a test drive. I wanted to sense that new truck "feel" before they become old. The salesperson (a nice looking, black lady wearing a “Hillary for President” lapel pin) sa...

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I would recommend at least one rest stop.

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An african or european swallow?

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Makes me want to get out and shoot my M1A National Match again.

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I have fond memories now of being in high school and junior college out driving around in the country and being buzzed by F-4's and scaring the stuff out of me when they were doing there bombing runs and evasive manuvers at the nearby Smoky Hill Bombing range here in central Kansas.

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THe 9 volt battery sounds good. What about the polarity of the battery to the 12volt socket though. Will it matter it the polarity gets reversed?

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I've had 2-3 10-22's over the years and they've all been traded or farmed out to kids. They are reliable and accurate but I'm not a 'bolt on' guy and the 10-22's stock and trigger don't suit me at all. I've always preferred the basic Marlin 60 and I shoot significantly better with them. Yep, I have...

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Get a Marlin 795 or a model 60 . My 795SS weighs only 4.5 pounds and is very accurate out of the box.

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Done.

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Prayers up. My mother is in a very similar situation too.

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Thanks all for the prayers and support. Above all, I want to walk in the light of the Lord and be a light to others in the world and stand for integrity. I ask for God to grant me wisdom to make good decisions and to be open to his leading for my next oppuritunity. I was employeed in the pharmecueti...

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After 21 years with my employer on the job I was pushed out yesterday afternoon and I no join the list of the unemployed and looking for work. I covet your prayers for direction and wisdom. I know the Lord Jesus walks with me and Loves me. Thanks to all your support on leverguns for your prayers las...

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91 here today, supposed to be only 61 on Saturday though.

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why do the still use joules, the SI unit is newton meters.

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Is that one of them thar Beechers Bibles?

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I have two Henry Acu bolts, one in .22 lr and the other is .22 mag.

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I run 2 '56 Johnsons, a '57, and a '76 and I NEVER run them dry and I always use Stabil. If you run it until it's out of fuel, you're leaving the internals dry and they depend on the oil in the fuel for lubrication. Mine is a 4 stroke....any different? Yeah Blaine, i guess different strokes for dif...

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