What is Celibacy?
Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.
While attending a Marriage Weekend, Walter and his wife, Ann, listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other." He then addressed the men, "Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?"
Walter leaned over, touched Ann's arm gently, and whispered, "Gold Medal - All-Purpose, isn't it?"
And thus began Walter's life of celibacy.
OT Humor - What is celibacy?
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Re: OT Humor - What is celibacy?
it just so happens that, the hero of your story and i
share a first name, and i know just how he feels.
thanks, pokey
share a first name, and i know just how he feels.
thanks, pokey
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Whatever you do always give 100%........... unless you are donating blood.
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Sincerely,
Hobie
"We are all travelers in the wilderness of this world, and the best that we find in our travels is an honest friend." Robert Louis Stevenson
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Pete
Sometimes I wonder if it is worthwhile gnawing through the leather straps to get up in the morning..................
Sometimes I wonder if it is worthwhile gnawing through the leather straps to get up in the morning..................
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Re: OT Humor - What is celibacy?
What is celibacy? Marriage
Re: OT Humor - What is celibacy?
Excuse the OT of this but, this thread reminded me of this anecdote -
One of the young priests at the seminary was given the task of reviewing old documents in the vault.
He was gone much longer than was expected so others went down to find out why.
He was found, sitting with tears streaming down his face. When asked why – he replied that the word was supposed to be “CELEBRATE”
One of the young priests at the seminary was given the task of reviewing old documents in the vault.
He was gone much longer than was expected so others went down to find out why.
He was found, sitting with tears streaming down his face. When asked why – he replied that the word was supposed to be “CELEBRATE”
OJ KING
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DUTY, HONOR, COUNTRY
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